You Said It

Hell, Uncle Nate takes EXTRA rotten steps!

Executives XEROX their records annually.

Xavier Evans REGALED on Xylophones

REGALED

Rainy EVENINGS give Alice lonely Easter Days

Eventually, Vince exited Nancy’s INSANELY nasty gas station.

INSANELY

I nearly saw another nurturing EARTHLING learning yesterday.

EARTHLING

Even Arthur Ray THOMPSON hates living in New Guinea.

The honest one may PERHAPS say only no.

PERHAPS
Please, everyone. really. Have a peaceful SPIRITUALITY.

Stupid People, Irritate, Really Irritate Tread, Unless ALCOHOL Lessens Intolerance Towards Yokels

All loudly conceited ONTOLOGISTS have occult leanings.

ONTOLOGISTS

On one’s toes or legs, one GUESSES it’s smart to stand.

GUESSES

Get up, Ed. Stand so ERECTION shows.

Even reindeer expect CHRISTMAS to irritate old nannies.

CHRISTMAS

Can HEATHENS rise if several troubled move as single?

HEATHENS

Hell expects all those Heaven expels: NIHILISTIC souls.

Never infer Heaven is lacking INFIDELS; Satan’s troopers it conceals.

Infidels

In Northern Finland, identical DWARVES enjoy long sleeps.

Don’t we always roast veal each SUNDAY?

SUNDAY

Seems UNLIKELY now, dwarves are yawning.