UNLIKELY
Unlike Nelly, Luke is kindly EVOKING lonely youths…
Entering VALHALLA, Odin knelt, incarnating Norse glory.
Victory actually leaves Henry and LIONEL liking anonymity.
LIONEL
Lord, I only need ETERNAL love.
Emo teens emit RAUCOUS noises a little.
RAUCOUS
Robert accepted unusual Christmas origin UNIFYING Santa.
UNIFYING
Unless Nancy is FIGHTING you, I’m not going.
Fortunately, I’ll get high taming insects near GREENLAND.
GREENLAND
Go real easy every night LEST another noisy day.
Let everyone sing TODAY.
Thomas openly DOUBTED almighty Yahweh.
Don’t only use BAGELS. Try eating donuts.
BAGELS
Bad angels get eternal everlasting SERMONS.
SANTA’S elves refuse manufacturing outside non-union shops.
Sid’s angry nobody took Angela SERIOUSLY.
Sometime Elvis ranted insanely, orating unusual SOLILOQUIES, literally yammering.
SOLILOQUIES
Sitting on lawn I’m loquacious, often QUESTIONING useless insights explained simply.
QUESTIONING
Quick urination eases sore tingling in one’s nostrils, inducing neat GENITALIA.
Generic entities, neutral in their ALIGNMENT, leave indeterminate aftereffects.
ALIGNMENT
All legumes increase goodness; no meat ENCAPSULATES nutrition truma.