You Said It

DRENCHED

Diana reached enlightenment; now Charles hates ENLIGHTENED Diana.

ENLIGHTENED

Even nice lesbians in GREENLAND have tried elfin, no, elephantine dildos.

GREENLAND

Greg rarely eats noodles, LIVER, and never dessert.

Oops, you missed an E, Annie.

Greg rarely eats eggplant, noodles, LIVER, and never dessert

LIVER

Lonely ICELANDERS visit exciting Reykjavik.

I can expect lice and nits during EXCURSIONS real soon.

EXCURSIONS

Excluding xylophones, currently using recording sessions includes only needed SAXOPHONES.

Slurping ANHYDROUS xylene, or pheromone huffing, one never experiences solace.

ANHYDROUS

Are nervous HALFWITTED yokels defenestrating robot-owning urban scions?

HALFWITTED

Halley and Linda finally wed in twin touching ELABORATE dresses.

EFFERVESCENT light alcoholic beverages, or rum, are totally excellent.

EFFERVESCENT

Eating FERMENTED fungi earned Ritchie Valez several condemnations, enraging Noah Trump.

Four elevator repairmen MAULED exiting Nairobi, three escaped death.

MAULED

Most all UMBRELLAS leak eventually, dumbass.

I like! Did you write for That 70’s Show?

Undeniably, my butt’s RESPLENDENT effluvium lingers like a spell.

Thank you. No, I didn’t.

In play: Really, even special people learn every new director eventually needs TRYOUTS.

The real YOU obviously utters true statements.

Yoko Ono ULULATES.

ULULATES

UTTERING loudly, Umlaut lost a tooth expressing grief.