Under the trees, everything rots into new GROUND.
GROUND
GYRATE round or up, never down.
GYRATE
Gratuitous Young RESEARCHERS Are Totally Excellent
HUCKABEE indignantly now denies she insisted God hates Trump.
HUCKABEE
Has Umlaut’s college KNOWLEDGE, and beliefs, explained everything?
KNOWLEDGE
Kicking Noel’s owl Wol Low ENDANGERED David’s general election…
ENDANGERED
EDUARDO necessarily died and never got Eskimo raincoats early December.
EDUARDO
Ed DOESN’T use a raincoat; dries off.
Didn’t ORGASM, Edna, so…Nice try!
ORGASM
Organic RADISHES give Alicia stringy mucus…
“Rivendell,” Aragorn deeply INTONED, “shall hear elves sing.”
INTONED
I’m not turning over Ned’s EDUCATIONAL documents.
EDUCATIONAL
Every D, unsatisfactory conduct, and TARDINESS is on Ned’s academic ledger.
The @realDonald is never, ever so SMART.
SMART
So many ANCESTORS remember tomorrow.
ANCESTORS
A new, cleaner ERADICATOR stops tons of raw sewage.
ERADICATOR
EFFLUENT reached a dam in Canada after torrents of rain.
Evil fruit flies lunge unto every new TANGERINE.
TANGERINE
Tanya’s a new German EDUCATOR raised in New England
EDUCATOR
Emily doesn’t UNDERSTAND crashing all the orange Renaults