UNDERSTAND
Understanding North Dakota’s erratic RADICALISM seems to anger North Dakotans.
Really, Andy didn’t indicate cheap AGENTS listening if Sandra munched.
AGENTS
A good educator never trusts SHAKESPEARE.
SHAKESPEARE
Stratford hired actors knowledgeable, especially so plays ENCOURAGED a royal earning.
ENCOURAGED
Even NAUTICAL couples occasionally use red and green elegant designs.
NAUTICAL
Never allow UNDERLINED titles in calligraphy, Al Lewis.
UNDERLINED
Unless Nadine dares Evelyn Robinson, Lucy is never eating DORITOS.
DORITOS
Daring often results in triangles of SAVORINESS.
SAVORINESS
Savoring a very ordinary repast is never ever Stephen’s STUPIDITY.
STUPIDITY
Seems that Umlaut’s PROPENSITY is denseness, I tell you.
PROPENSITY
Perfectly round objects purportedly enervate noodle-slurping IDEOLOGUES, thank you.
IDEOLOGUES
I don’t eat or laugh or gamble under EUROPEAN scaffolds.
EUROPEAN
Ed usually regards others, PARTICULARLY Europeans, as nuts.
PARTICULARLY
Purely artistic rebellion takes incredible courage, usefulness, loyalty and really loud YELLING.
YELLING
Yes, Ed likes LOOKING in new gallery.
Look, Oswald obviously knows if Nathan GUFFAWED.
GUFFAWED
Gussied up, Farrah Fawcett awed well educated DOCTORS.
DOCTORS
Dozens of CATERPILLARS took over Rittenhouse Square.
CATERPILLARS
Carol Anne tried eating raspberry pie; it looked luscious and RASPBERRIES suck
RASPBERRIES
Rich asshole Septimus Pye brought every regretful Rotarian invitee endless SUFFERING.