HERESY
Human evolution’s risible; earth’s super YOUNG.
YOUNG
You only use new GUITARS.
GUITARS
Gibson’s usually in tune; Angus REALLY shines.
REALLY
React excitedly and laud Lorna’s YARDSTICK.
YARDSTICK
Young adults really define STICKING to it, clearly kickass.
Summer time is coming; KILLING insects never gladdens.
KILLING
Killing innocent little LADYBUGS in not good.
LADYBUGS
Little aphids die young; BEETLES usually get some.
BEETLES
Bald eagle eyes tracked little ENTOMOLOGICAL suckers.
ENTOMOLOGICAL
Eleven new technologies: one momentous, one lackadaisical, one GIGANTIC, increasing Carol Anne’ library.
GIGANTIC
Great idea, go ask NEBUCHADNEZZAR to invade Cyprus.
NEBUCHADNEZZAR
Never ever bring unopened chocolates, hard acid drops, not even zesty ZUCCHINIS around Rikers.
ZUCCHINIS
Zoos ultimately catch COHABITATING hyenas in Nairobi, in summer.
COHABITATING
Carmen, Otis, Hiram, Armen, Brittany, Izzy, Tomas, and Tori IMPLEMENTED new gulags.
IMPLEMENTED
I murdered Peter Lorre, Edward Merritt, Ellie Norton, Ted Evans DEAD!
DEAD
Dummy, eat a DICTIONARY.
DICTIONARY
Dave is connecting to immortal old native Americans rather YOUTHFULLY.
YOUTHFULLY
You’re old, Umlaut. Those HEAVENLY females unquestionably look like youngsters.
HEAVENLY
Homer eagerly and VICIOUSLY entrapped nubile lonely youths.
VICIOUSLY
Victim is caged in old UNDERGROUND silo, loudly yelling.