UNDERGROUND
Unified new detectives emerge, righting grievously racist or UNIDENTIFIED new demons.
UNIDENTIFIED
Uneducated newscasters ignorantly disseminated exaggerated narratives that incited FACTIONAL insurrections every December.
FACTIONAL
Force all cats to increase, only NEUTER all lions.
NEUTER
NOBODY ever undertakes the easy route.
NOBODY
No one bought our DURANGO yesterday.
DURANGO
Don uses rags and neutron GASES overall.
GASES
Get away! Stu’s EMITTING stench.
EMITTING
Eating meat ignores trustworthy techniques in NIXING gas.
NIXING
Nixon ignoring X-RAYS is no good.
X-RAYS
Xenophobic Republicans aren’t your SALVATION.
SALVATION
Should all living veterans attend the INTERNATIONAL Olympics, naked?
INTERNATIONAL
I need to eat, read, nap, ask, tell, itch, ogle, NAVIGATE, and lay.
NAVIGATE
No American vacations in Greece; ATHENS terrorizes Europeans.
All this human ENNUI necessitates sports.
ENNUI
Ed’s napping, needs usual INDOLENCE.
I never did order lunch, ERGO, no creamed entree.
ERGO
Ever read GEORGE Orwell?
GEORGE
GRUDGINGLY, Ed often reads grand epics.
GRUDGINGLY
“Going right under DAVIDSON Gorge is not good,” laughed Yolanda.
DAVIDSON
Dying a virgin is driving some over NIAGARA.