NIAGARA
Never in ages God’s Angels risk APARTHEID.
APARTHEID
Apparently, Peter and Rhoda told Helen EVERYTHING I did.
EVERYTHING
EVANGELIST Yolanda Evans recalls youthful times hiding in New Guinea.
EVANGELIST
Evans VACATIONED at New Guinea’s elegant Lust Inn selling tush.
VACATIONED
Various AVERAGES calculated abstractly tentatively indicate occasionally nebulous essential data.
AVERAGES
“Alice’s vacation enraged Roger’s anger,” GUSHED Ellen Stevens.
GUSHED
“Giddy up!” SHOUTED horse equestrian Davidson.
SHOUTED
Show horse’s outside; Umlaut tried entering DRESSAGE.
DRESSAGE
Don’t read EXCESSIVELY sexual stories and gory editions.
EXCESSIVELY
England’s Xynobis continued evincing sonic shockwaves in VOLATILE, earsplitting lumber yards.
VOLATILE
Valentine’s orders led Alicia to induce Larry’s EXODUS.
Eventually, XERXES ordered Darius’s underwear stolen.
Xerxes EXHIBITED rather xenophobic earning strategies.
EXHIBITED
Every Xeroxed heinie is BULBOUS in the European display.
BULBOUS
Bastard UNDULATED lewdly beside our underage sister.
UNDULATED
United Nations DIPLOMATS utilize lackies and toadies every day.
DIPLOMATS
DOCUMENTS in pouch look official; many are Top Secret.
First: obligatory Clifford Stoll reference. Now then:
DOCUMENTS
Don’t offer crappy UNEDITED menus: eaters need true sentences.
UNEDITED
Using new eater’s diet is too EFFING difficult.
EFFING
Ed fasts FREQUENTLY, is nearly gone.