I’ve been mostly poo-poo’ing dossier analysis to this point. So what have I found myself doing tonight? Dossier analysis. But I think that I’m on to something here. I’m about to post all of the traits in the order that they were claimed. Green traits are traits that we know are real traits: public traits, traits claimed by townies, and faithfool’s traits. Underneath each trait is the order in which the traits were claimed. Confirmed townies are in blue and confirmed scum are in red. There are also three traits coloured purple: these are traits originally brought up by scum or unknowns that were subsequently confirmed as real traits. Ok, here we go:
I was a trombone soloist in college.
(public), Cookies
I’ve travelled with royalty in torn T-shirt and jeans.
(public), Story, zuma
I graduated from college over 9 years after enrolling, and I was nearly expelled twice.
(public), HM
I have walked along the shore of the Bay of Pigs.
(public), zuma
I believe farts are really funny. People only pretend to not think they are.
(public), Freudian, Rysto
While Jay Leno was doing a stand-up show I attended, he recognized me as someone who had previously seen him perform and spoken briefly with him.
(public), Dio
I’ve climbed to the top chamber of Cheops.
(public), sachertorte
I wear a size 7 shoe.
(public), Rysto, Hazel, Kat
One of my high school classmates was killed in the attack on the USS Stark.
(public), Santo Rugger
I believe the Honda Element is a good-looking car.
(public), faithfool, MHaye, OAOW
I enjoy practicing the cello
(public), ShadowFacts, faithfool, MHaye
I believe that zombies are inherently funny.
(public), MHaye, Santo Rugger
I played piano with Sly Stone in a Holiday Inn restaurant.
(public), Kat, MHaye
I had my last cat, Clawdia, professionally preserved and she sits in my bedroom.
(public), Pleonast, Dio
I once had sex in front of the Washington Monument.
(public), OAOW, Kat
I am scared of moths.
(public), brewha, Pleonast
I own an authentic 1920s lady’s flapper outfit.
(public), Hazel, Story
I have performed an exorcism.
(public), Hawkeyeop, Santo Rugger, faithfool, brewha
I have a near phobia of octopi.
(public), Hal
I believe that cruelty makes foie gras all the more tasty.
Santo Rugger, Rysto, Hal
I sat next to Robert Plant at Fat Tuesdays.
Santo Rugger, Hal
I have eaten bull testicles more than once.
Santo Rugger
I have handled and fed a lot of snakes, alligators and crocodiles.
Pleonast, MHaye
**I’ve wandered and built on an old, live Soviet bomb dump. **
Pleonast
My mother was a former NFL cheerleader.
Pleonast
I was once bitten by a wild animal while visiting Dollywood.
Pleonast, Freudian
I have had a conversation with Laurence Fishburne
Dio
I provided a line in a song that became a top 20 hit for the band Traffic.
Dio, faithfool, Kat
I’ve been bitten by a tiger.
Dio
I have had a conversation with Michael Chiklis.
Dio, OAOW, Freudian
I got an autograph from Billy Crystal on top of the World Trade Center.
HM, sachertorte
I’m in favour of making mandatory both organ donation and the use of human corpses as a source of meat.
HM
I once drove a VW Bug through the front door of a 7/11.
HM, OAOW
I have gone to Disney World 3 times and Disneyland at least 5 times
HM, sachertorte, Hal
I have held 5 American Bald Eagles.
HM
My great-great-grandfather was a duke in Sicily.
zuma, Hazel
I believe that aliens are stealing my socks.
zuma
I believe that the Apollo moon landings were filmed in Hollywood.
zuma, Cookies, ShadowFacts
I have memorized the entire “D” section of the dictionary.
zuma
I have been shot in the head with a muzzleloading .45 caliber pistol and in leg with a bow and arrow.
faithfool
I voted for a boy for prom queen.
faithfool
I was in a biker movie.
Rysto, Cookies, Hawkeyeop
I believe that the world would be a much better place if about 25% of the population were taken out back and shot.
Rysto
I started a forest fire by playing with matches.
Rysto, brewha
I worked as a professional audio engineer for three years.
Hazel
I can say ‘hello’ and ‘thank you’ in nine languages.
Hazel, brewha, OAOW
I watched as over 30 people jumped out of an airborne aircraft.
Hazel, sachertorte
I was a trombone soloist in college.
brewha
I’ve bowled two perfect 300 games.
brewha, Kat, Hawkeyeop
I am the funniest person alive.
Story
I have performed on stage at Branson, MO.
Story, Cookies, Hal
I’ve been trodden on by an elephant.
Story
I’m not fully convinced that Kurt Cobain committed suicide.
Story
I believe that corporations and the wealthy are no longer sufficiently taxed.
Cookies
I believe that spending years building kids’ self-esteem does more harm than good, in the long run.
Cookies, ShadowFacts
I have met Chuck Norris
MHaye
I’ve eaten grilled cow udder more than once.
OAOW, sachertorte
I once met Cliff Burton from Metallica before he died.
ShadowFacts
I have a photo of myself with Dick Clark
ShadowFacts
I went trekking after gorillas in The Impenetrable Forest.
ShadowFacts
I have been an assistant on an archaeological dig in the ancient Malian capital of Djenne.
Freudian
I’ve been a model appearing on the cover of a nationwide catalog.
Freudian, Hawkeyeop, sachertorte
I interviewed Pete Townshend via email, and he posted it on his website.
Kat
I’ve been on the cover of a Chicago area phone book.
Hawkeyeop
I speak Swahili.
Hawkeyeop
I believe that homosexuals should be allowed to be as miserable as straight couples. If they want to get married, let them.
Hal
I think that this makes it clear what the scum did for their dossiers. They copied some traits that already existed and made up some new ones from the two threads. The “hello” and “cow udder” traits give me a bit of pause, but the overall pattern is just too clear. faithfool had a truthful dossier when we know that most of the scum were lying, so I trust her. Pleonast introduced two real traits; his dossier looks clean. I also introduced two real traits. sachertorte and Hawkeyeop, you share some very suspicious traits with scum. Any comment?