Some folks will do anything for the cash.
What a hoot! 
Hey, there’s a guy in the UK who, for 100 pounds of sterling plus travel expenses, wil push “an assortment of garden vegetables” through your letterbox!
Dayum! I’m there!
I like the guy who offers, for £500, to come and paint your house…
…with graffiti.
I think that would be soooo cool! 
What would even be better is you paid him the money to paint your arch nemisis’ house.
Disclaimer
Shirley Ujest is not obligated to pay for your legal woes should this backfire.
My personal favorite:
Imagine if there was a chick out there who lusted after YOU every single time she masturbated
Now, here’s your chance.
For a price, I will think of you and only you every time I commit acts of self-love during a time period.
Here’s a good one:
I chuckled at the guy who offers to help you stop biting your fingernails…
by sending you his fingernails for you to bite. 
Cool website. I’m selling fresh air on it.
[Mr. Burns] Excellent! [/Mr. Burns]
**I’ll do anything for love, but I won’t do that.
Paypal accepted**
That’s hysterical. If there’s a bad MeatLoaf joke, I haven’t heard it.
ZJ