My dick is so big it requires its own moderator.
My dick was the inspiration for “Stairway To Heaven.” I have since added an elevator to it.
My dick was the original inspiration for “Stairway To Heaven.” I have since added an elevator to it.
…and evidently, he is not happy if I tell that story just once. :o
Gunslinger’s dick is so big, Florida gets jealous.
He has to live in Texas.
It is the dawn of time.
This earth we know so well is a smoldering, inhospitable place. No plants grow, no creature can survive. The hard, implacable rocks that form our mountain ranges are being crushed and folded by forces that will take millions of years to shape.
These are the forces! This is the power… harnessed within each of Gunslinger’s massive erections.
Points if you know what I ripped that off of.
Is oneupsmansdick a word? If it isn’t, perhaps it should become one. Don’t know how else to describe this thread.
My dick is so big, Captain Kirk regularly says “To boldly go to parts of my dick where no one has gone before”
To follow that theme:
My dick is so big…That if you’re sitting on the tip while I’m getting hard, you’ll get that cool warp-speed/star effect.
Engage…
Does anyone find it strange that RedFury should post the word oneupsmandick?
Anyway, RF, says here in the OED:
My dick is so big…it’s the OED of dicks.
My dick is so big, people think my dick and Big Ben were separated at birth.
My dick is so big, it once scored four touchdowns in one game.
Q : What do you get when you cross a rooster with a jar of peanut butter?
A : A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
There ya’ go.
listen to this
or maybe not. try this www.bobandtom.com/gen3/enormous_penis.htm