I will occasionally glance at the personal ads in the paper, mostly just for a laugh. I say mostly because, hey, there’s always the chance that one of them will just jump out at me or pique my interest. But I highly doubt it. Most of the ads in my paper are just so…generic. They’re usually along the lines of “21 y.o. male, likes movies and hanging out w/ friends, ISO a sweet girl.” Uh…okay, you like movies. Don’t most people? You like “hanging out with friends”. Doesn’t…everyone? Looking for a sweet girl? That’s it, just “sweet”? So it’s okay if she’s got two kids and is a prostitute on the side? :dubious: I sometimes daydream about finding a fantastic personal ad. One that has both numerous details and is what I’m looking for. For instance, I would really love to see “20 y.o., attractive, 5’5”, funny, irreverent, passionate, intelligent, caring guy w/ nice smile ISO 5’2", somewhat overweight, shy, intelligent bookworm with long hair." 
What would your dream personal ad look like?
18-45* brewster** shows up naked.
*Not picky about age.
**Female brew master.
Live, undiseased mammal seeks same for latex-free physical intimacy. Age, appearance, personality and species unimportant. Nonsmokers only.
Bi sex junkie into diaper play, pain, scat, and bestiality seeks trisexual dwarf who owns his or her own riding crop.
No weirdos please.
Independently wealthy masseuse, 5’10, Claudia Schiffer type seeks twice divorced broke dude for loads of kinky sex. Must ‘like’ my twin sister too.
90 YO billionare given month to live by doc. never married no kids.
(Hey, I already have love. I’m ready for money!)
28 y.o. classical archaeology professor, 5’10", 150lb, seeks broke university student for long walks, deep conversation and whatever that might lead to. Must be inventive and have the stamina of a marathon runner. Developed appreciation of shoulder rubs and bubble baths a plus.
There’s something very vaguely World of Warcraft about this one. 
Fat nerd with job. Cleveland/Akron area. Don’t worry - I have friends IRL too.