Your dream Valentines Day

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I admit it, Lion has very little romance in his soul. One year for Valentines Day he gave me a perpetual motion sculpture, and that was only after I threatened his life if he forgot again.

So I thought if I outlined my dream Valentines Day, and several other dopers did the same thing he might get a clue.

Morning- A cup of coffee ,and a cigarette and sex.

Afternoon- presants (a nice mini rose bush is top on my list) candy , sex.

Evening- Dinner, someplace that serves a wonderful cheese cake, sex.

Bedtime- chocolate, a back rub, and sex.

Midnight snack - sex

I don’t want much. So what do you want ?

Ayesha

2

I would like not to be alone.

Sniff… sob…

“C’mon, it’s not even tomorrow yet…” - Rupert

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3

Aww, Rory, don’t cry. If Lion screws up again this year I may be avalible for Easter.

If you can keep up with me that is. :wink:

Ayesha

4

I would say…go by after work…pick up something really good from carry-out…maybe chinese…and have a nice quiet peaceful evening at home with a good book

“Do or do not, there is no try” - Yoda

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Ayesha, are you married to Lion or John Henry the Steel Drivin’ Man?

'Cuase that’s an ambitious schedule… :slight_smile:

  • Rick
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Bricker,

There is nothing wrong with that schedule, it allows more than 30 minutes to rest between rounds !

I am married to Lion, but who wouldn’t like a day with a steel driving man ?

Ayesha

7

What do I want?

I wish my SO could be here for Valentine’s day. sigh

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the dream:
Awakening from a dream of passionate lovemaking to find it in progress. Coffee and chocolate croissants for breakfast. A hot steamy shower with a back wash. A morning walk along the beach stopping to watch the sunrise. A day spent playing whatever the mood delegates. A candle lit dinner on the living room floor complete with a bottle of good wine, music, and exotic finger foods. A bubble bath with a personal bath attendant to satisfy every whim. A sensual massage with warmed scented oils, feathers and popsicles. Saying I love you and falling asleep with a smile.

the reality: a 5 minute phone call talking about life…
and I listen because I love him more than anything that is of this earth.

I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!

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Bummer, I sit here and think, when was the last time I celebrated Valentine’s Day…

I think it was 93. Yep, it was.

'Spose I am too high maintanence of a woman to have a boyfriend long enough to celebrate the fun holidays.

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10

I’m postponing my Valentines Day til April 21st!

11

Anything would be kind of nice.

I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.

12

Bricker- ROFL!

Falcon- Yeah, me too.

But, if I were with her, this is what I’d like…

*To wake her up with kisses and flowers, followed by breakfast in bed.
*Ahem, “Desert” in bed!
*“A hot steamy shower with a back wash.” ← Can’t say it better than that.
*A day spent exploring new places, talking and learning about each other(gratuitous hand holding and making out included).
*A special dinner out, or a private dinner in, doesn’t really matter as long as I am with her.
*More talking, touching, loving, being happy.
*More, Ahem, Desert… :wink:

Oh well, I can dream, can’t I?

"Every one is bound to bear patiently the results of his own example. "
-Phædrus

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All I want for Valentine’s Day is a babysitter.

“…being normal is not necessarily a virtue. It rather denotes a lack of courage.”

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Here’s what I don’t want, repeat, don’t want: NO carnations, NO coffee mugs, NO box of cheapass drugstore candy , NO big ugly card with a lurid photo of roses and “To My Wife” in gold on the front. If I get ANY of these things, I will - smile sweetly and say “OH, you shouldn’t have, thank you!!!” I know I’m lucky.

15

what Dem said…

Always be ready to speak your mind and a base man will avoid you.
-William Blake

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Dem’s idea would be great, except almost any girl would be acceptable in place of psy (since she’s all taken and stuff).

Still, I’d settle for a hug.

I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.

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Come on folks have a heart. Even you you aren’t with / don’t have a s.o. right now, please help me give Lion a few clues here.

I tell you when it comes to romance the guy has no clue.

He’s damn good in bed, but I want a little romance too.

I want it all . So call me greedy !

Ayesha

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Well, if I wasn’t a couple thousand miles from you I’d help you out.

'cause it’s not like I’ll have anything else to do that day :frowning:

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Time to myself. Just me. No kids, no husband.

Don’t get me wrong–I love my husband very much. But every so often, one just needs a bit of time to oneself. My husband needs it too. He’s a stay-at-home dad, and if anyone needs a Calgon moment, it is him.

Heyyyyy…maybe that’s what I’ll give him for Valentine’s Day!

“The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his ribcage.” --anonymous redhead

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::HUUUUUUUUG!!!::

Oh, you meant from a girl? D’oh!

"Every one is bound to bear patiently the results of his own example. "
-Phædrus