Your fantasy threesome!

In My Humble Opinion
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…not so fast. One of them has to be a cartoon character, and one of them has to be a dead person.

This was the “Friday Fantasy” today on KISW. At first I said, what the hell?

Then I started to think … hmmm, who would it be?

For the cartoon character I’m tempted to say the Genie from Aladdin — even though I’m male. See, he’s a genie, so it wouldn’t matter. He could look like anything (and did!) in the cartoon; he could make me look like anything; it wouldn’t matter which dead girl I picked; and the threesome could last as long as everybody wanted.

(Although as a possible second choice, I might go with Ariel from “Thundarr the Barbarian,” because she loses her magic powers when she’s all tied up, if you know what I mean.)

For the dead girl, no question: Jayne Mansfield.

2

Jean Simmons and Elastigirl.

3

Jane from Disney’s Tarzan, and Bettie Paige.

Hey, it doesn’t have to make sense.

4

Rotoscoped Winona Ryder from A Scanner Darkly and Princess Grace (Kelly).

5

Gene Simmons?!?! Yikes!

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Jimi Hendrix and The Showman from Neil Gaiman’s The Last Temptation.

Hey, I knew there was a way around these limitations to still get my fella in there. :wink: :stuck_out_tongue:

7

Does Lara Croft count?

I’ll assume not.

Okay, I choose Belle from Beauty and the Beast, and Charlotte Coleman.

8

I might have to change my answer for “cartoon character” to Ranma-Chun Saotome of “Ranma ½.”

I’d ask her, where the hell is that magical hot spring? Because damn, do you have any idea how much money you could be making off that thing?

9

I have a feeling that the first one is cheating. :slight_smile:

Sinbad (the one voiced by Brad Pitt) and Heath Ledger.

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Dmitri from the DreamWorks Anastasia, and Thomas Jefferson.

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Kim Possible & Sylvia Plath

12

When you say “has to be a dead person”, are we talking necrophilia, or just a fantasy about someone who was formerly alive?

13

Tennessee Tuxedo and Don Adams

14

I’m guessing “with a formerly living person, somehow fashioned into a temporarily living state for the purpose of the exercise.” The alternative would just be squicky (and the pool of available choices limited to the very recent).

15

Jessica Rabbit and Jean Harlow

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Jessica Rabbit. And Donna Reed.

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Elastigirl and Louise Brooks (the silent film goddess).

Or, alternatively, The Baroness and Jazz singer Keely Smith.

Or, final possibility, Lauren Bacall and Kim Possible.

18

Not Gene
Jean

19

Well Jessica Rabbit has come up twice in a row so I’ll pick a different cartoon character:

Elinore from Ralph Bakshi’s “Wizards” and Cleopatra.

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Elizabeth Montgomery from Bewitched and Wonder Woman.