I’m keeping Jessica Rabbit busy.
So Jessica Rabbit and Marilyn Monroe
Yanno, there aren’t a whole lot of studmuffin cartoon characters that aren’t psychotic.
Top Cat and Cary Grant.
Jim Henson & Kermit the Frog:p:rolleyes::D<—note green smilies
Cartoon: Charles Foster Ofdensen
Dead guy: Rod Serling
Star-Eyed Stella and Yvonne De Carlo
River Phoenix, please.
OK, then I’ll take rotoscoped Robert Downey Jr. over my longtime crush Speed Racer, who is just not as sexy to me now as he was when I was six.
James from Pokemon and James Dean.
Jim Morrison and Dr. Girlfriend from The Venture Brothers. I don’t care what she’s got under that skirt; I want it.
Well, you’re right!
I know, right?! I’m trying to decide between Burt Lancaster, Errol Flynn, William Holden, and Robert Mitchum…and then there’s Streetcar-era Marlon Brando, Tyrone Power, Joel McCrea…too much choice.
Hmmm. Tonight, I’ll go with Burt Lancaster and Roy Mustang from Fullmetal Alchemist. (Cartoon runners-up include every cartoon Miguel Ferrer has ever voiced, ever.)
Finally someone picked Marilyn Monroe!
Her and Erin Esurance. Thank Og for her, so I wouldn’t have to pick Kim Possible and feel like a Dirty Old Man.
Claudette Colbert is my second choice for dead person.
Jeannie from the animated version of I Dream of Jeannie, and Louise Brooks.
Veronica Lake is definitely in my Top 3 for the Dead Chick requirement.
For Animated Chick I’m torn between Lisa Hayes from Robotech and the Princess from Voltron.
I just googled “erin esurance fantasy” and apparently there are thousands of people out there jacking it to Ms. Esurance.
There’s EE hentai, and at least half the “erin esurance” entries on deviantART involve her either nekkid, semi-naked, tied up, or some combination thereof.
Wow.
Then you certainly don’t want to google “jane jetson fantasy” or “judy jetson porn”.
George is HUNG.
Princess Jasmine from Aladdin and Grace Kelly.
David Xanatos(cartoon character) and Howard Keel(dead guy). The thought of being a girl in a manwich like that is…arousing.
Pocahontas (animated) and Rita Hayworth
Gilgamesh Wulfenbach? Ugh, he looks too young. Now, if you’d mentioned his father Klaus…
Maybe I should have picked a different character earlier. Decisions, decisions.
Dibs on Druuna and Clara Bow.