I am totally into April. She is such a hometown hottie. Case 14, Double Whammy.
They got a website of em? I’ve seen the show once and wondered if they could linger on them a little longer so i could properly check em out. They didn’t. I was…disappointed.
The Case Models are here. …but, but… there’s no April? Maybe I misunderstood Howie?
Who was Case 14 tonight?
They are a pretty homogenous bunch though, seems like they all have something in common in symmetry…all too symmetrical. Maybe they choose their Casegirls with an algorithm, too.
I’m torn between Anya (Case 10) and Leyla (Case 13).
Anya. Definately Anya.
Yes, definitely Anya over Leyla. I think Anya overall too.
My my my.
Well, this is gonna be a long post.
Aubrie looks like Brianna Banks. She’s a pornstar, so no links for you. Mighty mighty fine.
Anya is amazing too. She looks like an imported hottie.
Crap, Claudia is cute as fuck too. Picking one isn’t going to be easy.
Donna is no slouch, but compared to the rest of the top row, she doesn’t quite make the cut.
Third Row Katie is rather cute. I’m a fan of hers.
Lindsay S. is DEFINITELY gal next door hot. I’d like to stash her under my bed for emergencies.
There’s something about Lisa. She’s cute, but I think if you saw her from straight on, she wouldn’t look as good. I’d love to be proven wrong, but until then, she’s out.
Ooh…rough row below that…um…
I like me a Patricia. Sonia and Stacey are also rather scrumptious.
Ursula represents the bottom row.
So, here’s the cut: Aubrie, Anya, Lindsay S., Donna, Katie, Patricia, Sonia, and Stacey. That’s the Elite 8.
Let’s kick out Donna, Claudia, Stacey, and Sonia.
We’re down to 4 (half represented by blondes). Anya and Patricia are out.
We’re down to Aubrie and Lindsay(the upset pick)
Nevertheless, Aubrie wins. Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, sofuckingpretty.
Ladies and gents, your winner: Aubrie!
Oh, it’s Anya for me too!
There’s only one reason this show is hosted by Howie Mandel and not Robert Palmer, and that’s because Palmer is dead.
Okay, let’s be honest. If you have the top 4 gals, and you get one at random, are you going to be sorry? I didn’t think so.
Everyone wins!
Pfft, Aubrie is one of the worst-looking on there (though it’s all relative, she’s still pretty attractive), precisely BECAUSE she just screams “porn-star”.
You are absolutely correct on Lindsay S, though, and I think she just might be the hottest overall. There are really no losers though, of course 
I think the models on the webpage lag behind actual changes in the lineup, as seen on the show.
I really like Janelle from the website… (not Jenelle,) but she hasn’t actually been on any of the show’s I’ve seen. sigh
Oh, of COURSE! I mean, would you kick ANY of the top 8 out of your bed under any (average) circumstance?
Obviously, if she trained an iguana to eat your nuts while you were sleeping, I’d lean towards the boot, but I DID specify “AVERAGE”.
What’s wrong with a hot gal lookin like a pornstar? Have you seen Brianna Banks?
I just did a quick Google of Ms. Banks (research purposes only, of course!), and my response is that I prefer my (girl’s) breasts to look like they could have at least POSSIBLY occurred naturally
Not a clinker in the bunch. Hard to decide. I counted 27 of em. Let me spend a month with them and I’ll get back to ya! 
Now, we’re looking past the boobs, a mighty feat indeed for your red-blooded guy to accomplish.
Let’s deflate them and “ignore” them. Who am I kidding? They’re grrrrrrrrreat.
Anyways, I was talking about the face region. They look similar and I bet Aubrie has amazing bedroom eyes. I bet she’d also look amazing all slutted up.
And Ms. Banks’ boobs DID occur naturally. She naturally laid on a table and a surgeon (naturally born…not many surgeons perform surgery when they’re not born, you know) and boobs were naturally slid into natural incisions.
As a wise man once said “If I can touch them, they’re real”. I see the “fair ball” signal from the first base umpire.
For me, the choices came down to Janelle, Katie, and Sara. Since Sara didn’t provide any information, I dropped her. Katie had a more impressive bio, and I was all set to vote for her, but a reconsideration of the photos leads me to conclude that Janelle is just a bit prettier and has a slightly more appealing smile. Still, if I got to watch them race each other (they both mention participation in track and field), I’d consider myself a winner regardless of which beauty crossed the finish line first. 
Janelle is also rather cute. A plus of hers is that she looks attainable. All her pictures have her looking at the camera from an angle. That isn’t a good sign. Gimme a picture of her looking straight at the camera for a final judgment.
Out of those three, I’ll take a Katie, please.
Did anybody read the Banker’s Blog at that website? Ha! He sounds like a lot of the Dopers around here! He’s a snark. I hate him already. I think the show is playing him up as the bad guy for full effect.
Yea, April isn’t there. Maybe somebody saw her and can confirm her singular sweetness?
If the order is correct on that page, apparently she took Lindsay C’s spot (Not to be confused with Lindsay S.)
April is pretty and sexy. She’s sort of aMegan and Sara all rolled up into one.
But without April, I’ll have to go with Lindsay S…definitely my second favorite Casemodel.