On carpooling:
Yeah it’s pretty big but a lot of people have already expressed interest. Ok, well it looks like it’ll be a tight fit but I suppose I can fit in one more.
At work the other day:
Me: Has anyone got any envelopes?
Her: I’ve got a box under my desk.
Me: Yes, but has anyone got any envelopes?
Nothing like a little light sexual harassment to brighten up everyone’s day!
I probably say ‘that’s what she said’ too often, even when it cannot possibly be what she said, but that’s the joke to me & my friends now.
Anyways, my fiancee when we were buying groceries the other day and she commented on how she got the large container of cereal: “I grabbed the big box, I like those.”
I just turned around and grinned…
I was in a car with friends and they were discussing the night before, when we went to a “dueling pianos” bar, where in one of the songs one of the singers sang the male part of a duet song, and the other singer sang the female part, even though he was also a male.
One of my friend said “he really did the falsetto very well, through the whole song, even. I can’t believe how long he kept it up for.”
Me: TWSS.