Anything green on St. Patrick’s Day.
Least favorite junk-mail catalog
JC Penny. I never asked for one to begin with. Why do you keep sending them to me?
Least favorite alien Bad Guys
The Martians in Santa Claus Conquers The Martians. Bad aliens, bad movie, only watchable in MST3K. I saw it in the theater as a child.
Least favorite Supreme Court decision.
The Dred Scott decision. If you don’t disagree with this one, I don’t want to know you.
Least favorite popular band?
Oak Street Boys
Least favorite late night talk show
Chevy Chase - he had one that lasted about 3 weeks and it suuuuuuucked
least favorite boy band
Menudo
Least favorite table service restaurant chain.
Red Lobster
Least favorite seafood
Anything without fins and scales isn’t kosher, so I don’t have much experience here, but I was in a Chinese restaurant once, eating vegetables and tofu, when I caught a glimpse of a guy at another table eating what I sweat was tentacle soup, and I ended up getting my food to go. So I’ll say anything with tentacles. The sight of amputated, cooked tentacles makes me need Phenergan.
Least favorite theme park.
Canada’s Wonderland, near Toronto. My girlfriend back in the day insisted we get annual passes, which were quite reasonably priced. But the pass included no discount for parking (which cost was outrageous); and food offerings were few, of the fast-food variety only, and way overpriced. Lines for rides for long, and often snaked around outside in the hot sun. It’s been over twenty years since I was last there, and I feel no need to revisit when I get back to Toronto. On the other hand, I’d happily return to the Disney parks that I enjoyed visiting in Orlando and LA.
Your least favorite carnival or theme park ride?
Bumper to bumper in the parking lot, to pay the exorbitant parking fee.
Least favorite attendee who might show up at your funeral.
A cousin. She is my age, and we went through school together. But we never got along. To this day, I think it is safe to say that we hate each other.
Okay, on to more pleasant things–or at least, as pleasant as they can be under the circumstances. Your least favorite Elton John hit song?
Island Girl - I just don’t like xylophones, and that song has too much xylophone
least favorite mathematical notation
either less than or equal to <>. I can never keep them straight.
least favorite subject in high school
Phys Ed. Athletic I am not.
Least favorite slang word?
Vay Cay for vacation. Dunno, it just sounds so douchebaggish.
Least favorite cause for celebration
[Marshal Biggs: This is hinky, this guy’s a college graduate, he went to medical school, he’s not gonna come through all the security, go to the county lockup, to find someone his one people say does not exist. Hinky.
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: Well, what does that mean Biggs, ‘hinky’?
Marshal Biggs: I don’t know. Strange.
Marshal Henry: Weird.
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: Well, why don’t you say strange or weird? I mean hinky, that has no meaning.
Marshal Biggs: Well, we say hinky.
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: I don’t want you guys using words around me that have no meaning. I’m taking the stairs and walking.](hinky - YouTube)
Least favorite porn movie you’ve ever seen?
Who remembers titles? Uh, the one that advertised the chick fucking 100 guys, but at least half of them were repeats.
Least favorite cause for celebration
Being number 100 in that movie.
Least favorite day of the year
Xmas - I don’t celebrate it, but it is constantly forced on me. Plus just about everything is closed.
Least favorite present receives (xmas or otherwise)