Tighty-whitey briefs. I’ve moved on to boxers. (I know, TMI.)
Least favorite historical character of the Old West.
Buffalo Bill Cody because of his mullet
least favorite purple thing
Bruises. They hurt! and are gross.
Least favorite spice in the spice rack (No, don’t say spice girls)
Eggplant. A lot of carnivores know how to make exactly one vegetarian dish, and it’s overcooked eggplant Parmesan. They will make that for me special as a substitute for the main dish. I hate eggplant. I’d rather just eat beforehand. Anyway, as it was made special for me, I feel like I have to choke down at least 1/2 or it. My mother occasionally made it as a side dish. I was a kid who loved vegetables, and never had to be persuaded to eat them, with the exception of eggplant, and asparagus. And later, as it turned out, okra, but my mother never made that. I have learned to like asparagus, but not eggplant. Or okra.
Least favorite vegetable.
Cayenne pepper. Hate hot stuff.
Least favorite vegetable.
Cauliflower. It’s just…gross. so so gross.
Least favorite pasta dish
Tonight I had cauliflower prepared the same way someone would Orange Chicken. It was delicious. Almost as good as the actual dish.
But cauliflower prepared the way most people do is pretty bad.
Anything made by Olive Garden. (Other than that, I can’t think of an actually bad Italian dish. Maybe something with too much anchovy?)
Least favorite Crayola color.
Flesh. Despite their effort, the color of human skin remains elusive. Unlike grass and bunnies, which are easy to color.
Least favorite sea.
The Sargasso Sea. Honestly, what gives this ill-defined body of water the right to declare independence from the Atlantic Ocean?
Least favorite human fault
Narcissism - they never learn from their mistakes and shift blame to others
least favorite method of communication
Getting punched in Morse Code.
Least favorite soda pop?
Diet.
Least favorite car insurance TV ad
Geico-any. Cloying, dumb, insulting, pointless. Thank Og I cut the cord awhile back…
Least favorite commercial mascot
Least favorite element on the periodic table
Rutherfordonium - doesn’t roll off the tongue
least favorite molecule
FOOF. It will set fire to ice! No wait, maybe it is my favorite molecule?
Least favorite mario character
Andretti.
Least favorite hem length.
Ankle length. Keeps tripping me in my pumps.
least favorite musical
My Fair Lady. I love Pygmalion, and I don’t think it should have been tampered with. It was fine as it was. I could have scrounged up some really awful show that closed on opening night, and never made it past 14th St., but of shows that everyone has heard of, and are generally considered good, MFL is the one I like the least.
Least favorite mystery novel.
Nancy Drew’s The Clue in the Clock. So many swears.
Least favorite Godzilla movie