Yeah well down here in civilization…
runs and hides
Wha? I’m not going to perputate random acts of violence towards you… Honest 
You’re not? Oh, mind if I do then?
my mum always warned me not to hang out with bad girls.
guess i should have listened…
Still waiting for photos. I’m sorry I missed it. As I said earlier, I can probably do a Londope some time this summer.
I’m hoping you’re all still around by then and you haven’t been blown off the planet by some arsonista.
heeeee!
KABOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Photo’s soon, don’t fret… I have to sort out some actual real work stuff first, then I’ll put them up!
Go for it - you’re closer after all. I would have done, except I’m in too much pain to travel all the way down to London just to inflict damage on garius 
oh i see - i’m not worth the effort of travelling.
thanks a bunch!
sniff 
Well she might be too expensive for some… She’s said that she charges £22.50 for one on one personal attention, although seeing as she’s also commented in the past that she’s earnt £50 for three hours work it looks like you might get a long-booking discount too…
awwww, poor poo!
Nah, she just meant it’s not worht the effort of traveling to beat you up, cos she lurves you really!
Aaww… That’s not true at all. I was just in pain at that time (I’m not now - hurray for ibuprofen!). But now, I could inflict all the pain in the world on you, even if it did involve travelling…
Oh, and Lu Tze, that rate is for my personal physics tuition service…
Well thats not something you see offered on cards in phoneboxes often…
I don’t need to advertise in phoneboxes. My skills are widely known, and publicised by my department’s senior tutor
Steve, for the benefit of anyone reading this who hasn’t met the truly delightful Sir Doris, you might want to clarify that Sir is female. Then again, you might not. It gives us a chance to offer Seinfeldian cries of ‘Not that there’s anything wrong with that’. Just as we did when Garius and Brainfizz decided to room together. It’s always nice when affection blossoms among the Dopers.
Angua, maybe your galaxy is receding, trying to get away from a large source of noise based in Brum. We would all find this understandable.
And no brownie points for saying “Receding… what, like your hair, then, Ianzin?”.
Tir the CD with the JPEGs will be on its way today or tomorrow. What you do with it is up to you… . Angua, I’ve seen these photos and if I were you I’d be feverishly working out ways to bribe the lovely Tir. Seems like Guinness and Kaboom paper would be good bets.
How about if I try bribing you by saying “Receeding, rather unlike your hairline?” Will that work? Besides, I’m being remarkably quiet at the moment. Mainly because I’m eating dark chocolate.
Besides, I thought you said you liked loud women.
In that case, Tir, fancy coming to Brum for some more Guinness? On me? I’ll even find and buy some KABOOM! paper…
well, if you’re going to be really pedantic, technically, it is. At a rate of 71 killometres per second per megaparsec.
That has nothing to do with me. Honest…
oooooh Indeed!
Does that mean you won’t put up the really embarrasing photos? Or will you just save them until I’m a respected astronomer, and then embarrass me?
indeed! 
Heh
And no one gets any points if they try and point out that the image of a respectable astronomer and an image of me are so far away from each other, it’ll take a time greater than the age of the universe for them ever to be one and the same