Tir - I don’t bloody know! I don;t have a set of sodding scales in my mouth!
I may be in love.
Hey Ethilrist, how U doin’? 
heh…
it was even better when you heard it said in person.
Complete with Tir’s facial expression…
what expression was that then?
A drunken one?
Probably. As I recall, by that stage of the proceedings, everyone’s facial expression was a drunken one. Even mine.
with an evil smile thrown in.
ahhhh, the good old Evil Smile[sup]TM[/sup].
I bet yous blokeys are all quite glad I don’t have scales in my mouth and offered to find out after the Old Evil Smile[sup]TM[/sup].
[sub]Not that I would have offered anysuchthing of the sort…[/sub]
ahhhh this is one of those cultured, intelligent discussions that this board is famous for.
Is it?
Shall I lower the tone for you?
I can do that!
i know you can!
don’t mind me - i’m just bitter. Came home to find Garigirl has tonsilitis - so not only am i having to play “nice boyfriend who takes care of ill girlfriend” but there is no ball-weighing going on!
Aah… but once she’s recovered, she’ll be ever so grateful that you took care of her, and who knows how she’ll repay your kindness
she better - i’m not doing it because i’m a nice person.
garius, you’ve officially shattered the illusion I’d built up of you over the weekend that you were a nice person. Even after your uncouth text messages 
okay maybe a little bit of niceness
and you deserved the texts - you made me sprint!
Yes. And?
Sorry. That was the evil side of me rearing its pretty head
don’t do sprinting!
apart from on treadmills.
So, is it official… are “Smash the Monkey!!!”, “Sheet Ripping” and “Ball-Weighing” the new in phrases?
I think so. So, lets go and smash the Monkey and have a sheet ripping time whilst doing so. And, Tir, you can do some ball weighing, if you feel like it.
yup - all the cool kids will be saying it by the end of the month