Two potatoes are in the oven, baking. The first potato says “Getting a little hot, isn’t it?”, and the second potato says “OH MY GOD! A TAKING POTATO!!”
Favorite child actor.
Leelee Sobieski.
Favorite gas station logo.
Favorite cartoon ape/monkey
Grape Ape - it’s what my catty co-worker called another female co-worker
Favorite nonhuman race
Kryptonians. Kal-El’s a great guy.
Favorite poet.
Poe, for all his detractors and popular appeal, was still awesome.
Favorite car make that was never mass produced or marketed.
The Munster Mobile
favorite post-it color
Green - it’s relatively uncommon in my experience
favorite Sousa march
Liberty Bell March, because it opens Monty Python shows
Favorite swindler
Victor Lustig: the Man who sold the Eiffel Tower.
Favorite novelty song
“People’s Court” by Ray Stevens (Judge Wapner, I’m never going to get married again. From now on I’ll just find a woman I can’t stand every five years and buy her a house)
Favorite type of tea
Earl Grey, hot.
Favorite type of coffee?
Davao Arabica. Not all that good, but very cheap.
Favorite bat cave.
Congress Street Bridge in Austin TX.
Favourite flower.
The Black Orchid - bc I used to play Magic the Gathering
favorite role playing game
French Maid.
Favorite set of collectible cards.
1964 Batman TV Show series. The backs were puzzle pieces.
Favorite 1950’s TV series.
Mister Peepers.
Favorite pair of real-life sibling actors.
Joan and John Cusack - Even though Joan automatically becomes the best friend of John’s love interest when they star together, she does good on her own.
Favorite pair of parent-child actors
Toss-up. Sheens and Sutherlands, all awesome actors. (The Cusacks were exactly who I had in mind when I posed that question.)
Favorite person who excels in a field almost exclusively dominated by the opposite gender.