Fantasia
Favorite epic?
n/m
Probably the Aeneid. I’m going to try to re-read the Odyssey this year, though.
MF commonly-used software?
MS Word 2010
Those are both great bits, but I particularly liked when Lovell’s mother, introduced to Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin, asked, “Are you boys involved in the space program, too?”
MF astronaut?
Gordon Cooper, I think. Having to jimmy-rig his own re-entry using his wristwatch and lines on his window as instruments was quite a feat.
MF investment vehicle?
Parnassus Investments: Parnassus: Investing With a Conscience | Kiplinger
MF story of Wall Street absurdity?
Good call on Parnassus. Gotta love SRI.
Hate to be predictable, but it’s hard to top “The World’s Largest Hedge Fund Is A Fraud” for investor tomfoolery.
MF piece of infantile humor that still makes you laugh?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Impatient Cow.
Impa–
MOO!
MF dirty joke?
Well, it’s not that dirty, but try this:
Q: Who discovered fuzz on peaches?
A: Peaches’ boyfriend.
Favorite pun?
I’ve answered this before. Isaac Asimov’s Death of a Foy
Favorite former Trump staff member
Not a fan of any of them, but Sean Spicer at least seemed, on some level, to realize the absurdity of the job he was given.
MF former Obama Administration employee?
David Patraeus, because he was probably the biggest scandal during Obama, but he pales in comparison to Trump’s appointees.
Favorite dirty joke
So a guy’s talkin’ to his buddies and says: "Last night I was in this fuckin’ bar and I saw this fuckin’ blonde sittin’ there, so I went on over and started fuckin’ talkin’ to her, and asked her if she wanted a fuckin’ drink, and she said fuckin’ yeah, and before long I asked her if she’d like to fuckin’ leave and go to my fuckin’ place and she said fuckin’ yeah, so we got up and left that fuckin’ bar. “And what happened?” asked one of the buddies. "Whaddya fuck think happened? We went back to my place and had sexual intercourse.
I’m the only one I know who actually laughed at this joke.
Favorite breed of dog?
Heh. I laughed, too.
Yellow Lab (our dog Dewey looks a lot like this: https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/dogisland/images/a/ac/Autumn_labrador.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150226213606)
Favorite breed of cat?
Domestic shorthair. They’re all I’ve ever owned.
Favorite flavor of potato chips?
Sour Cream & Onion. The perfect combination.
Most favorite flavor of Pop Tarts?
Strawberry Frosted. Yum.
MF flavor of pop/soda?
A good root beer.
MF hot sandwhich
Montreal smoked meat or pastrami on rye.
Favorite food at the arena/ballpark/stadium?
Philly Cheese Steak, followed by a 15-minute bathroom visit, but WORTH IT
Favorite non-useful app on your phone or computer