Your MRI or Mine, Women Orgasm for Science

[Mr.Excellent]

@Der_Trihs

Scientist: “Yes, that was a problem. Fortunately we found a subculture that was willing to help with our problem…”

<In the background are a woman in dominatrix garb and another woman mummified head-to-toe in leather straps>

That actually raises a legitimate point, though - my understanding is that female sexual response spans a somewhat wider range than with dudes, with more women finding it somewhat difficult to achieve orgasm at all than we find with dudes. This study seems to suggest that women who are willing and able to get off inside an MRI tube have more intense orgasms than dudes - but does it automatically follow that this is true for women as a rule?

[purplehorseshoe]

@Elendil_s_Heir

“Beige. I think I’ll paint the interior of the MRI… beige.”

Thread winner.

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Woohoo! Thanks.

:: bows ::

[Boyo_Jim]

That is the BEST rationale for masturbation porn that I’ve ever heard.

[mnemosyne]

I love the last statements about the evidence showing that women can experience multiple orgasms, and possibly a short time apart. Um. Yes, again, we knew that, but I guess it’s nice to have science to prove it!

I also kept mentally correcting the name to Komisarek, and kept giggling at the thought of this grin while the study subjects were being tested…

(hockey player, in case anyone was wondering!)

[elfkin477]

“In one experiment we asked women to self-stimulate and then raise their hands each time they orgasmed. Some women raised their hands several times each session, often just a few seconds apart,”

Wait, if they’re a even just a “few seconds” apart, it’s considered a different orgasm? Hmm…I think I need to update my resume.

[Boyo_Jim]

So if I, um… spurt, two or three times, it might be that I’m experiencing multiple orgasms?

[LouisB]

Okay in an MRI machine but how about in one of the new airport see everything security scanners? Let’s see some studies on that.

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Are you volunteering?

[drachillix]

@Rysdad

30 different parts, huh?

What are they doing, thinking?

Why do you love me?
I think we need to talk.
Who the fuck is Opal?
About damn time you got me off!
We need new curtains.
When was the last time he got me flowers?
Is he thinking of me while hes doing this?
Oh yes!
Harder you sissy.
You smell funny.
Cum in me and give me a baby damnit!
When is my nail appointment tomorrow?
Mmmmm!
When was my last Depo shot?
Can we try another position?
What does my hair look like right now?
Do you think I am pretty?
OH GOD THAT FELT GOOD!!
My last boyfriend looked happier when he fucked me.
Why didn’t I get nicer sheets?..
Probably because they would look and feel the same in the morning.
Does he think I’m fat?
Why didn’t he notice my new nail polish.
OMGOMGOMG!!!:eek::eek::eek:
Why can’t we do this instead of Golfing
I think you have gained weight.
I hate when the pillow does that!
I am a naughty, naughty girl!
Ew…I think we need a towel

[LouisB]

@Elendil_s_Heir

Are you volunteering?

I’m certainly willing but I fear the difficulties attendant on my advanced age would make me a less than ideal candidate; please contact me if a study involving senior citizens is in the works.

[outlierrn]

@Mr.Excellent

That actually raises a legitimate point, though - my understanding is that female sexual response spans a somewhat wider range than with dudes, with more women finding it somewhat difficult to achieve orgasm at all than we find with dudes. This study seems to suggest that women who are willing and able to get off inside an MRI tube have more intense orgasms than dudes - but does it automatically follow that this is true for women as a rule?

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. This tells us more about women who are willing and able to orgasm in an MRI, than it does about women in general. Conventional wisdom would suggest that a larger pool of male subjects would be available, but I don’t know.

[OpalCat]

@Mr.Excellent

That actually raises a legitimate point, though - my understanding is that female sexual response spans a somewhat wider range than with dudes, with **more women finding it somewhat difficult to achieve orgasm at all **than we find with dudes. This study seems to suggest that women who are willing and able to get off inside an MRI tube have more intense orgasms than dudes - but does it automatically follow that this is true for women as a rule?

::raises hand::

[Paul_in_Qatar]

Whatever happened to that orgasm-producing spinal implant? The one with the remote control?

[Elendil_s_Heir]

As the old joke goes…

A woman’s ideal date: Flowers, poetry, wine, music, fancy dinner, sinful dessert, romantic movie, nightcap, sensuous massage, etc.

A man’s ideal date: A naked woman.