I think life is very fair (double checks to see if @ is a vowel or not).
I also look forward to the first ‘prehensile tongue lashing’ from our newly appointed moderater.
May your life be vampire free.
And may the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
Giraffe is a Pit mod?
I’m so fucked.
[Eric Cartman] Son of a bitch [/Eric Cartman]
Hear, hear.
‘Twee’ means “Flirting with 13 year-old girls when you’re an old, old, dirty man.”
I’d give you an example, but I can’t think of any right now. 
Here, everyone. I peed on a bunch of sandwiches in celebration.
Very cool. Welcome to the depths, Giraffe.
Mind your tongue in this place though. You don’t know where some of these people have been.
Veb
I have theories…
Interestingly, I had a font on an older Mac computer that was called “Hot Buttered Giraffe”.
Coincidence? I think not…
Hey! I remember you!
You’re the one that said that giraffes can swim. What a guy.
Next, you’ll be saying that giraffes can moderate! :eek:
I thought that was a lecher?
Welcome aboard, you animal!
On a pike.
Small, unmarked bills then, Giraffe?
Hey, Giraffe, if you can stop obsessing over 13-year-old burnt toast – that’s just gotta be stale by now – how about I fix you up with a cute little lady?
Giraffe is a BOY?
OK, who am I thinking of that has a Giraffe-like name but is a girl?
(yeah yeah yeah - welcome and all that other happy shit.)
Well, I for one am glad to see they chose Giraffe for this job. I mean when I first heard about this they apparently were considering a wildebeest or a duiker, and I was like “Naw, that’ll never work”.
Woo! Did ya see how I moderated El Kabong’s post? Moderated the hell out of it! Yeah!
Yeah, but your footnote had a minor mistake. It should have read: