There are giraffes that live two blocks from my house. Honest. It’s that kind of neighborhood. We wouldn’t have it any other way. I mean, we are staying.
Gazelle, maybe?
Probably. Did she used to have a longer name? Like…
GAZELLE FROM HELL!
:smack: Nevermind.
And thank you.
Unclviny is not a troublemaker, Unclviny is not a troublemaker, Unclviny is not a troublemaker, Unclviny is not a troublemaker, Unclviny is not a troublemaker. So, how do you prefer your …bribes…donations…honorariums (not bribes, no sir, not here, no way ::wink, wink, nudge, nudge::).
Unclviny
Hey,
How did that smiley thing get in there!?, I hate those damn thingies!
Unclviny
You’re welcome.
I’m hiding my vowels, just in case.
Sincerely,
Hrmd-sl
Oh, great. Now we’ll all have to look up “reticulated.” The lexography never stops.
“lexography” … I bet he bans you for using that word…
And I, for one, don’t think it was very nice of TubaDiva to pit you just because you are a Mod.
While you’re in the dictionary, look up lexography. [sub]The study of Superman’s nemesis?[/sub]
YAY!
I look forward to four long well polished jackboots stomping on trolls and socks!
You do realize, Oh Moderator God, that whomever is the last to post in your offical Welcome thread that you must paypal them $100. It’s tradition.
Yeahhhh, that’s the ticket.
I’ll vouch for that 
What!?! This is an outrageous and unprecedented abuse of power. You’ve changed the whole meaning of my post, assuming the original meaning was, “I am really the worst proof reader ever”. Fascist!
WHOO HOO! He’s moderating like a motherfucking Giraffe. Or sumtin like dat.
Oh great, now we’ll have a new mod showing off his shiny new moderatin’ skillz in every thread here.
“Ooh, I fixed coding.”
“Ooh, I fixed your link.”
“Ooh, you can’t post entire songs here.”
“Ooh, you can’t troll here.”
Sheesh. I remember when we had broken links in every thread, and we liked it.
That would be “proofreader” – one word.
OK Giraffie, let me help you get conditioned to what life will be like for you once you get in full swing moderating the BBQ Pit.
Traffic bitchers:
I HATE PEOPLE WHO CUT ME OFF IN TRAFFIC! Just as I was trying to get in the turnoff lane from 540 onto 70 SOME FUCKTARD GOT IN FRONT OF ME JUST AS THE LANE SEPARATED FROM THE HIGHWAY! I had to put on the brakes to avoid colliding with him, and almost got rear-ended myself! HOW DARE HE INCONVENIENCE MY LIFE LIKE THAT? I was 0.00000000005 seconds late getting to work as a result. MAKE UP YOUR MIND WHERE YOU’RE GOING PEOPLE!
Semantic Hair Splitters:
That wasn’t a degree symbol you used in your formula, dickwad. You used the alt + 0176 key combination instead of the alt + 0186 key combination, resulting in a circle that’s .0034 microns smaller than the standard degree symbol. Get your facts right first or you’re an idiot, cuntface.
Those who refuse to come off their pedestals:
I refuse to admit I’m wrong, and I’ll act this way because I want to and there’s not a damn thing you can do about it. Since I’ve subscribed to this thread, I’ll be sure to get in the last word before the mod closes it. So there.
Drama queens:
You all are singling me out, when I did nothing wrong. You’ve resorted to maligning me, assaulting me, and using personal attacks and insults. I’m sorry you don’t have the emotional security to handle a different opinion than yours. I’m sorry you’re intolerant, racist, misogynistic, homophobic, and any other PC appellation that implies agressor-victim unfairness. I refuse to comment any further, as you’ve already made up your minds and arguing with you is pointless. I’m not being defensive. YOU’RE being defensive. I’m not close-minded. You’re just wrong.
Topical Issues Trolls:
Pope John Paul and Terry Schiavo are being assraped with Satan’s double-dildo pitchfork in hell. Reply to me so everybody can see how much attention I’m getting.
Still sure you want the job?
Politico’s
#1. I’m a Repbulican and you are all wrong and here is exactly how to fix what is wrong, jackass. It involves not taxing the Rich Man, try getting off your ass and working for a chance, you teet-sucking douche.
#2. I’m a Democrat and you are all wrong and here is exactly how to fix what is wrong, butthead. It involves taxing the Rich Man and helping out our brothers, you cold hearted capitalist!
#3. I’m a Liberal and it’s not my fault! And I *know * how to fix the problem, what I lack is funding, you bastards!
#4. Don’t blame me, I’m Canadian/British/Aussie/Insert other country and we have National Health Care. We will tell you what is wrong with your country and exactly how you should handle the situation. ( Involves beer and pron.)
Are you joking?
If only you had a nice long tongue, you’d feel the closer bond of brotherhood that we share. Now I’m hungry for a Tsetse fly…