I wouldn’t worry too much about that any more, Giraffe. She could be fifteen by now! 
Giraffe,
If I make any posts that contain the words “urine” or “sandwich”, will you ban me?
Of course not, it’s not allowed.
looks innocent
Who will Giraffe eat first? Last?
I thought a Giraffe was a herbivore.
Or is this the kinda giraffe that has been through a nukular holocaust and is the size and personality of Godzilla. or Godzirra, as it were.
An herbivore could probably get by snacking occasionally on zooplankton, which demand about the level of esteem I would expect to be given by the Mighty Overlords of the Pit.
Hey, congrats, O Tall and Gangly One!
We have a winner already for the “Mod Who Looks Most Amusing Drinking Water Out of a Pond” contest.
Now, in the interests of making your job easier, please cut n’ paste these phrases now:
Mehitabel, you’re the only one who’s acted like an adult on this whole thread.
Everyone shut up NOW (except Mehitabel, of course.)
Mehitabel said it best. Nobody could possibly surpass that. This thread is closed.
Just trying to help.
Welcome Giraffe. You’re the one with the giant …freckles, right? Can I offer you some acacia leaves?
[to eat, not to smoke]
Oooh, been checking out the urine thread (Giraffe’s past haunting him), and there are no pictures! Or rather, the link doesn’t work no more.
Anyone care to put them up again?
Congrats, Giraffe. Just what the Pit needs, your wonderfully sarcastic and naughty sense of humor. Have fun, hon.
I am told that giraffes have very high blood pressure, but are being studied to see how they survive it so well.
I assume your becoming a Pit mod is part of that study.
Good luck.
Regards,
Shodan
Do Giraffe’s new Mod boots look anything like these?
http://giraffe.geek.nz/images/giraffes/giraffe.geek.nz-9.jpg
-Lil
I think I may be spending too much time reading pit threads. At first glance my brain registered the title as: ** Your new pit motherfucker**
Note to everyone:
IXNAY ON THE ANDWICHSA EADTHRA EMORIESMA!!!
If you read the entire thread, you’ll understand.
Better late than never, I s’pose.
Gratz, Giraffe! May the Gods of Moderate Moderation of Miscreants look upon you with favor. Offer yourself to them, to post with you and to ban with you as they wilt. Let them relieve you of the bondage of egomania, that you may better slap wrists. Let them take away your board lag, that victory of it may bear witness to those you would moderate of their Bigness, their Hamsterlike Qualities and their Amaze-a-tude.
I agree with Zebra and Biffy… We animals from the dark continent should form a band. Of udders.
Huh?
No, I have not started drinking again. I’m just high on Friday.
Sez who?
Drinking, smoking … either way, you’re still PWI.
There needs to be a Wildebeest. Africa is nothing without them. Watching those suckers cross the river (especially on HDTV) is quite an experience.
If I change my username to Lion of the Serengeti, I’ll never have to go to the grocery store again!
Can I be banned again?