In the spirit of the cool thread about how to make your Star Wars name, I now present to you: “How to Make Your Porn Star Name.” (I ran across this on “The Real World” (IIRC) one night.)
You take the name of the street you were born on. That is your porn star first name.
Add your mother’s maiden name. That is your pron star last name.
That makes me…
Rutledge Rohrer.
My wife becomes (prepare for big laffs)…
Highway Y Faulkner.
hee hee hee
Here’s a couple links before someone jumps yer ass. Both from before you were a member I believe.
http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/000682.html
http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/001441.html
Dopeler effect:
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
248 Jiroski!
Oops, didn’t know.
MODERATOR PLEASE CLOSE. THANKS.
It doesn’t need to be closed, we’ve got lots of new members since these were active threads. If anyone bitches, screw 'em. They don’t have to read it. Now have fun, dammit!
Dopeler effect:
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
Thanks, it’s new to me. My own Cedar Gartner isn’t that funny. My dad’s is a bit better – Torrison Schmutzler. Eh~.
But Cedar Garter would be kinda funny.
Dopeler effect:
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
And The Custis Kidd saunters into the thread. 
I read ALL THE WAY through the other thread - it is hilarious! My own hooker name is no good though - Myrtle Jollit.
Using the other methods brought mixed results. With the HS mascot and mother’s maiden name, I get Bulldog Good (hmm - if only I were a man!) and with my own middle name and current street Dianne Gi, a BIG LOSER. The old street was better - Dianne Clearmont might have a chance.
All of this reminds me of a hooker joke I heard once - two hookers were between appointments, and one said to the other, “If you could get any sort of cosmetic surgery, what would you have done?”
The other thought a minute and replied, “I don’t know, how about you?”
“I’m thinking of having my teeth removed.”
“Yeah, you could charge more.”
Brownell Axelson. Yeesh. Must be a 70’s flick.
Jerome Schriwrk.
Ew.
Yer pal,
Satan
Well, doing it this way, I get to be Front Woiwood…change it to just Wood and it’s great for a guy.
The way I learned it, it was your childhood pet’s name as your first name and the street you lived on as a child as your last name. In that case, I’d be Miracle Front, which I like a whole lot better.
“Excrement. That is what I think of J. Evans Pritchard, PhD.” --Robin Williams, Dead Poets Society
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I guess I just don’t belong in porn. Most of these formulas leave me with stuff like Horizon Margolis or Indian Margolis. However, pet’s name/street = Toto Horizon, which at least means I have a bright future ahead of me as a drag queen. (Sorry, I’m new here and don’t know how to make the little yellow smiley face yet.)
Oops. I guess I do know how to make it. Cool!
Depending upon the formula used, I’m either Janes Russell or Missy Janes.
-Lanna