Well, the first pet I remember having was a male cat. So I would be either Tripper Mepkin or Tripper Riddle. Neither one sounds very hootchie-mamaish to me. If you use my last address, it would be Tripper Cannon. 
Other pets’ names wouldn’t work either. We’ve had **Rainbow, Lollipop, Emily, Starsky, Hutch, Skipper, Wendy, ** and Stroodles.
Mom’s is way to ordinary. Grandma’s is better:
Willie Bone Oh, hell yeah!
Pet/Street: Willie Treehouse Hmm…don’t know about that one. Well, maybe…no, nevermind.
Flower/Island: I don’t have a favorite of either really, so how about: Honeysuckle Gilligan
On the contrary, I think you could go far with a name like Lollipop Canon!
Pet/Street: Ralph Braddock
Ralph Quarto
Ralph Fleet
Pet/MMN: Ralph Breeding
All are bad. I’ve only had pets woth male names.
Mango … just Mango
the golden mandingo stud
What a coincidence those are my exact same names too. Something fishy going on. Identity thief.
Hmmm…well I don’t wanna use my MMN because I don’t want my credit card info compromised. And I’m not using my first pet’s name because I refuse my porn name to be Smowball for obvious reasons. So, if you’ll indulge me, Let me try out a multitude of pet names/street names:
Jose Hickory
Tiger Beales
Chico Havendale
and my current porn name would be:
Zuzu Brooksboro…now THAT sounds like a drag queen!
Of course I meant Snowball. As far as I know, smowballing is still not a weird sex thing.
OK - using the pet/street combo - that means my porn name would be:
Candy Condon
And I’m 100% male…
Oh well, there’s always surgery…
won’t use MMN for fraud reasons above:
pet/gramma: Whiskey Short (ungood)
pet/street: Whiskey 53 (WTF?)
flower/island Syringa NewZealand (ok, not really and island, just the closest I could come up with)
Perry McLachlan
or
Perry Ortona
Just call me Perry…