When you come back, please bring pie. Og likes pie. If Og gets enough pie, Saddam and ObL will surrender to the oompa loompas.
Dammit. Ruined by a bad cue!
You forgot your ball.
Ruined? I cracked up laughing over it.
“I’m leaving forever.”
(pause)
“I’m back to tell you I’m really, really leaving forever.”
Never mind me. It’s the TheraFlu talking.
Veb
Hmm… OK, bye!
Write when you get work!
And the absolutely weird thing about this OP is that naturally I wondered who was so mean to BOAB on the subject of “War with Iraq” so as to make him/her stomp away in a hissy fit farewell thread, but as far as I can tell, BOAB never even posted in any of the Iraq War threads.
Been hanging out in the Pit, Cafe Society, IMHO, and MPSIMS.
Mexican wrestlers.
How would you quit your job?
Pitchers and catchers what?
Sex: Lights on or off?
Misfits of the SDMB
Cops: Rudeness is OK?
Hollywood, just shut up already
Superbowl ads
All Time Top 5
80s bands who are still going
Actors/actresses you can’t stand
Movie sequels that should be made but probably won’t
Movies that were way better than you anticipated
Songs you have to hear more than once
Celebrities who openly loathe each other.
The best cocktail.
Advice on going back to college
Explain your username
Local Indy wrestling ROCKS
What single historical event would you most like to have witnessed?
The dumbest questions I have heard this week
I ordered my baseball tickets today
Unions=Fucking extortionists
Saw Star Trek Nemesis last night
Busy night at Major League Baseball’s Winter Meetings
Party lines
Corporate Exec fat cats SUCK
Welcome to Dopeville
Anybody still have a rotary dial phone?
Why smoke?
What’s your J.Lo name?
Bad mood lifters
The couch must go
Good websites with lots to read
What’s dangling from your rearview mirror?
So, why do people troll?
What’s the worst mistake you ever made?
So, gee, BOAB, sorry you’re dissatisfied with the quality of conversation you found here. Maybe on your next message board you’ll consider the possibility of actually jumping in and adding to the conversation, instead of sitting on the sidelines and grousing about how insultingly stupid it all is.
But, of course, since you are now “finished with this board”, I guess you won’t be reading this, so never mind.
BOAB - I’m leaving forever.
Dopers - So go ahead. We won’t care. Just go. Bye now. You were stupid anyway. You’re probably still reading this. We know you are. So just go. We don’t care.
Recess is over now kids.
My response when I read the title of this - I laughed and said “Of course we are. What did you think you were getting?”
I’m going to miss whats-his-name.
<Joanne Whorley>
DRAMMAAAAA!!!
</Joanne Whorley>
I will leave this thread no more forever.
Won’t somebody think of the balls that have to be licked?
I know you are, but what am I?
Regards,
Shodan
Hey, what’s this thread about? I can’t remember…
I wish I could be classified as a fucking idiot, unfortunately I am just a plain old idiot but maybe someday.
…just thought I should clear that up.
Wish I could say I made that mistake on purpose…
Hey, I found this enormously broad brush on the floor; did you drop is as you flounced, Birds On A Bat? Certainly someone answering your description was seen using it.
Clearly, a fucking idiot wouldn’t have made that mistake. No, that was the mistake of just a plain old idiot. 
I propose a rule:
Anybody, Anybody who says they’re leaving will be banned because they will likely no longer return to the message board or use that account assumably.
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Well, isn’t that the pot calling the kettle Shirley…**
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Hey! I resemble that remark!