I am quiting thins forum forever and ever, and nothing will make me return. I am tired of people not lauding onto me constant praise and compliments. For the women not to constantly post about my sexual prowess. I am also tired of people ignoring my superb inreligent well researched posts.
I am clearly the most inteligent person on this small humble forum, nay the most intelligent in the history of sentience.
You are all fucking idiots if you think you could ever prove me wrong, because I FUCKING KNOW EVERYTHING, BITCH!
I am tired of your pitiness.
I am leaving this forum forever, meaning that you will never ever see the posts of the most intelligent person ever, meaning that your lives will be dimmed forever.
NOOOOOOOOO! Please come back Poster X, we didn’t mean it! And please don’t say "I’M LEAVING, HELLO?!?!?!?!?! YOU WON’T HAVE MY RAPIER WIT NOR MY G0DLY WANG TO SUCK ON LIKE A TEAT! WHAT, YOU DON’T CARE? FINE, I’M LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAVING!
NO, REALLY, I AM? SEE? LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE! I’M GONE NOW … YOU JUST HEAR THE ECHOES OF THE HUNDREDS OF LAMENTING WOMEN AND CHILDREN WHO HAVE LOST THEIR ONLY ROLE MODEL IN THIS PSOTER-EAT-POSTER WORLD!
And how is the language choice contributing to gender construction, that’s the real question. Is “it” merely an object being fucked whilst “that” is doing the fucking and thereby asserting its own agency?
Sure, it’ll look like he’s gone for good, but just you wait until tomorrow morning at daybreak. He’ll pull that broken-slab, back-from-the-dead stunt again and expect all of us to fall down all oh-so grateful that wonderful old Aslan has return to save us all.