You're in denial that you knocked her up

Was this an I.Q. test?

D’oh! I thought I had fixed that!

The funny part is, as a public defender I also cover the child support contempt calendar (which I have lovingly re-named “deadbeatdad court”.) I’ve got a couple clients who are there after some very regretable one night stands. Point being, I can tell any future suitors in great detail exactly what they can expect in exchange for getting full feeling during sex.

, said the guy who claims to speak for 99% of the board.

snaps a photo of moidalize for the Dope Wall of Shame

Fight the good fight moidalize! Never back down! You and only you can staunch the inexorable menstrual flow of feminazism!

Kasuo, your friend is a moron and I hope for everyone’s sake he’s not the father because what an awful present for that baby.

Stick to the Harry Potter threads, twerp.

You’re right. You’re doing so well here, and I’m clearly out of my element.

First dweeb and now twerp? When did the dope become the school playground at recess? I miss the days when you could call someone a goatfelcher and have some smattering of pride in yourself.

A goatfelcher? Ooooh, scathing.

Because twerp was so hard hitting.

But please continue posting. It will only work in your favor.

It’s so sad to see reading comprehension is no longer in vogue, either.

According to my cousin who does sleep around, the proper response is “Well, I don’t care to have your brat.” Then pull a large vibrator out of your nightstand and tell him to get lost. Seriously, I can’t imagine wanting to fuck a guy that whined like a little bitch about putting on a condom. It would completely kill the mood.

When stupid people are vomiting their DNA into the gene pool of society, they’re making it into society’s problem. People like this guy who are too stupid to grasp the simple cause and effect of “Unprotected sex = Baby” (or worse yet in this case, twins) fully deserve to be ridiculed and shamed for not being able to grasp something as simple as contraception. That is the only slim hope we have for not turning into a real life Idiocracy.

I have to agree with you. Any guy who wouldn’t WANT to wear a condom outside of a serious monogamous relationship where kids are welcome or he is absolutely sure of the woman using a reliable contraceptive method is a total fool. How can these guys put the decision of whether they end up with a kid or not into the hands of some woman that they may not even be seriously dating? It’s stupid, and I find stupid people completely unattractive.

Male here: I don’t notice the difference between condom and no condom.

I wonder how many victims fell for that line. A girl I used to date said a guy used that line once but she didn’t fall for it.

I should have worded the speculation better. I figure there are a small number of women who would willingly not take emergency contraception. The idiot never gave specific details but I have to assume she knew that in at least one of the times they had sex, he finished sans condom. I could be wrong; maybe she really didn’t know each and every time.

Male here, too. I definitely notice the difference. Night and day for me. That said, I wouldn’t have unprotected sex with anyone outside a long-term committed relationship. And pregnancy is just one part of the worry. Ever see those STD statistics?

Pregnancy is the STD I worry most about.

I’d be amazed if you catch it!

A paternity test should sort matters out once and for all.

Kasuo, how are you going to feel if it turns out he is not the father? I can’t help but feel that you’re jumping to a conclusion here. Yes, it’s a reasonable conclusion. Yes, he probably is the father. But until a paternity test is done, it’s not definite.

I’m a carrier of the disease but I don’t have any symptoms.

The disease being life? That’s a cheery thought…