You're SO in Denial about how controlling your husband is!

[astro]

@VinylTurnip

I’ve told my wife that she’s free to use me as an excuse to get out of whatever invitation she doesn’t feel like accepting—but now I wonder if her friends think I’m some kind of controlling ogre.

I want to see her replies to her facebook buddies.

"I’d love to go to your Longaberger Basket Bingo party, but Vinyl dispproves of gambling, so I have to stay home with him and play “Buzzwords”.