Sounds like Mr. Riches is trying to one-up Teri Tyler.
Oh, I see he’s suing an airplane – Air Force One.
Good one!
And I do appreciate his restraint – he’s suing Engine #9, but neither Love Potion #9 or Chanel #5.
I sorta hoped he was suing Jack Thompson, but it doesn’t look like he is. He DID sue Fred Phelps and the WBC. Meanwhile my favorite was this one:
My emphasis.
The guy also says he can run a marathon in under two hours and a mile in under four minutes, and is (was?) an NFL placekicker in the 18th century, but is deaf and blind and suffering from terminal cancer.
Oh, yeah, this is GOOD. Y’know, a few more drinks (and by that I mean a whole fifth of Gin) and I could start wondering why didn’t I think of some of these myself… 
He’s at least paying part of his debt to society by making people laugh. He sounds like Doctor Bronner in a very bad mood.
Plaintiff sued the Jena 6 for “Loss of My White Rights” and sought $100 million in white gold and the White House. Plaintiff alleged that defendants hung a white noose in his cell at FCI Willaimsburg, told the FCI Williamsburg dentists not to fix his white fillings, fed him tainted White Castle hamburgers, turn his cell mate into Snow White, called him the white Suge Knight, burnt him with Great Whites pyrotechnics, made him suffer whiteouts, gave him white phosphorus, subjected him to low white blood cell counts, and that Vanna White won’t write. Defendants also allegedly turned plaintiff into a white collar criminal and sent Whitehouse prosecutors after his white skin.
Sounds like something that Click & Clack would end “Car Talk” with…
Juan Valdez has a burro, not a horse. That right there should be the kind of niggling little technicality that gets the case thrown out of court. Well, along with the fact that it’s batshit insane.
I guess it’s good he has a hobby. Something to keep him busy, stop him dwelling on the past, give him an interest in life, sort of thing.
Wouldn’t someone turning your cell mate into Snow White be a good thing?
I’d be looking to undermine it’s position. Certainly putting one over it would take a lot of effort.
I am also failing to see a down side there.
She smells of dwarves. That and she’s at least 71 years old…
Maybe he ment the movie?
Clipped from the long list in the OP:
Can you imagine how insane the conspiracy types would go if this really existed?
It’s like everywhere I look today there’s a list that begins with George W. Bush and ends with Bumble Bee Tuna.
Oh, c’mon! He can’t be that bad, he sued the Catholic Church. Anyone who sues the Catholic Church, *and * Bumble Bee Tuna deserve some respect. These two things are the root of all evil.
Can inmates access drugs? Because that guy must be doing some serious ones.
Well, I was going to say he was a bit off for misspelling Condoleezza Rice’s name, but then I kept scrolling. :eek:
He’s also suing the Sears Tower. Maybe that balances out the Eiffel Tower somehow.
:: reads list some more ::
…and he’s suing the Golden Gate Bridge. Oops. That totally unbalances it. No wonder it was thrown out.
It’s like a wish list for Blackie Sherrod’s Scattershooting while wondering whatever happened to…
Hell, for all I know Blackie’s on the list too.
The court might have a difficult time locating “Cleo”, but probaby a more difficult time locating “Holy Grail”.
Ooh, and it’ll be hard finding a jury who will convict “Virgin Mary”.
What do these three defendants have in common?
- The Baathist Regime
- The Pillsbury Corporation
- The Virgin Mary
…the world may never know.
I want to see him serve her court papers.