Hmm. What do these people and places
have in common?
…and all the ships at sea!
I looked through it and don’t see my name on there, so I feel pretty good about myself. But I didn’t really give it a thorough reading.
Does anybody see “Cecil Adams”?
SOMEONE needs a WHOLE BUNCH of Dried Frog Pills.
You can google this guy and find more gems.
This is the story of a suit against Michael Vick for $63 billion, claiming Vick stole his pit bulls and sold them on ebay to buy missiles from Iran.
He sues Jeff Gordon for “Recklessly Drivin’ My Life Crazy”.
I’m not seeing ‘a baby’s arm holding an apple’ on that list. WTF??
Wow. That’s some conspiracy he’s thought up. It makes my grandma’s proposed lawsuits look rational in comparison.
Don’t ask me why, but I found it hilarious that “Islamic Republic of Iran” was listed right after “Tony Danza.” 
He’s also suing NASA:
So, did Lisa Nowak drive non stop from Texas to see him?
Seriously, is this guy mentally ill, or is he just gaming the legal system to get field trips out of jail?
I think it’s just a very odd hobby. What else is there to do while you’re sitting in prison? Maybe it amuses his cellmate enough that he doesn’t beat or rape the guy.
I have to admit this is really funny, waste of federal money or not.
If nothing else, I wish his lawsuit would succeed against Charles Dickens.
Motherfucker should’ve been sued for forcing millions of schoolkids to read Great Expectations, not to mention A Separate Peace.
I’m with ya, but John Knowles wrote A Separate Piece.
Phinny Lives!
Knowles dies!
Sorry for the misattribution earlier. I’ve tried so hard to erase any memory of that miserable piece of tripe that it seems to have worked.
I think they’re a baseball team in the Japanese Leagues.
:eek:
Holy smokes! I had a hard time reading that list all bunched up like that, so I put it in a single column and sorted it by alpha.
2005 Roster
AARP
Aberdeen Maryland
Academy Awards
Ace Hardware Stores
Adolf Hitler’s National Socialist Party
ADT Security
AFL-CIO Union
Air and Space Museum
Airforce One
Al Qaeda Islamic Army
Alan Greenspan
Alcohol
Aljazeera Television and Bumble Bee Tuna
All National Abortion Clinic
American Civil Liberties Union
American Express Credit Card Corp
American Psychiatric Association
American Red Cross
Amtrak
Angela Merkel
Anglo-Saxons Alliance
Anheiser Busch
Anna Nichole Smith
Anne Richards
Anti Defamation League
Anti-Communist Memorbilla Collection
Arayan Brotherhood
Architecture of Fee Masonry
Area 69
Ariel Sharon
Arizona Game and Fish Commission
Arlen Spector
Assassins of Serbia Prime Minister Zoran Zjindjic
Assistant Secretary For Indian Affairs
Aztec Pyramids
Baptist Church
Barbara Walters
Barry Bonds
Bellvue State Hospital Center
Ben Bernanke
Ben Gurion Airport
Ben N Jerry’s Icecream
Ben Roethlisberger
Ben Yahweh
Benedict
Beth Holloway Twitty
Bill O’Reilly
Black Entertainment Television Inc
Black Panther Party
Bloods and Crips of Detroit
B’Nai B’Rith
Bob Barker
Bob Vila
Bobby Accord
Bolivian Mafia
Bono
Booker T Washington
Boston Globe
Boy Scouts of America
Brad Pitt
Brian L Roberts
British SAS
Brotherhood of the Snake
Burt Reynolds
Byzantine Republic Army
Carlos M Gutierrez
Carnival Cruise Lines
Cathedral Church of the Intercessor
Catholic Church
Center for Medicare/Medicaid Services
Centers for Disease Control
CEO Morgan Stanley Dean Witter
Chandra Levy
Charles Dickens
Charles E Schumer
Charles Moose
Charlie Sheen
Che Guevara
Chechen Rebels
Chemical/Bio Sensor Research Center
Chirs Matthews
Chris Berman
Christina Applegate
Christopher Cox
Christopher Reeves
Church of Jesus Christ and Latter Day Saints
Church of Scientology
Citigroup Inc
City of Crawford Texas
City of Nadi
Cleo
Colin Powell
Columbine High School
Comcast Cable Co.
Commanding Officer USS Grayback
Comptroller of Currency
Computer Hackers and Telephone Phreakers
Condeleza Rice
Consulate General of Nigeria
Council of Foreign Relations
D B Cooper
Dalai Lama
Danny Glover
Darryl F. Zanck Institute for Media Domination and Talmudic Studies
David Coulter
David Duke
David Stern
David W Anderson
Delta Airlines
Demi Moore
Dennis Hastert
Dennis Hopper
Dennis Rodman
Denny’s
Department of Housing and Urban Affiars
Diane Sawyer
Disney’s Grand Floridian Resort
Don King Productions Inc
Donald E Graham
Donald H Rumsfeld
Donald J Trump
Donna E Shalala
Dosotevsky
Drew Barrymore
Duncan Donuts
Earth Liberation Front
Edward M Liddy
Edward S Robinson
Elaine Chao
Elian Gonzalez
Elizabeth Smart
Elson John
Encyclopedia Britanica
Engine #9
Equal Opportunity Employer
European Union
Evangelical Lutheran Chuch
Fabio
FBI
Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation
Federalist Society
Fidel Castro
First Presbyterian Church
Foday Sankoh
Fort Bragg Military Base
Fort Knox
Founder Adam Weishaupt
Francis J Harvey
Frank Sinatra
Franklin Mint
Fruit of A-Loom
G8 Summit
Gale A Norton
Gambino
Gangs in Hong Kong
Garden of Eden
Geico Insurance
General Motors
Geneva Convention
George E Pataki
George Orwell
George P Shultz
George W Bush
Geraldo Rivera
Golden Gate Bridge
Gordan R Sullivan
Grace Jones
Grand Canyon-Parashant National Monument
Grand Wizard of Ku Klux Klan
Gray Davis
Greek Orthodox Archdiocese of North America
Green Bay’s Lambeau Field
Guantanamo Bay
Guerilla’s in the Mist
Halliburton Company
Hamas
Hamid Karzai
Hannibal Lector
Harley G Lappin
Harley-Davidson Inc.
Harrah’s Las Vegas Inc
Harrison Ford
Hartsfield Atlanta International Airport
Henry A Kissinger
Hillary Rodham Clinton
Ho Chi Minh City
Holocaust Survivors
Holy Grail
Holy Land Foundation
Home Depot
Home Shopping Network
Hoover Dam
House of Rothschild
Houston Chronicle
Hubble Space Telescope
Huggies
Hugo Chavez
Humane Society
I Lewis Libby
I-95 “Interstate” Developers
Immigration and Naturalization Service
Indianapolis Motor Speedway Corporation
Indra K Nooyi
International Atomic Energy Agency
International Criminal Court
International Islamic Relief Organization
International Monetary Fund
International Trade Commission
Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers
Iraqi Baath Regime
Irish Republican Army
Islamic Muslim Brotherhood
Islamic Republic of Iran
Island Def Jam Music Group
J K Rowling
Jack Welch
Jackie Chan
James Billington
James G Roche
James Hoffa
Janet Reno
Japan’s Nikkei Stock Exchange
Jason Society
Jean-Bertrand Aristide
Jeb Bush
Jenna Bush
Jennifer Lopez
Jerry Lewis Telethon
Jerry West
Jessica Alba
Jessica Simpson
Jessie Jackson
Jewish Mossad
Jewish State of “Israel”
Jewish Synagogue’s
Jewish Workers
Jimmy Dean Sausage Co
Jo Anne B Barnhart
Joe Gibbs Racing
Joey Buttafuoco
John Ashcroft
John Birch Society
John D Negroponte
John Deere
John Dudas
John Dupont
John E Potter
John Fund
John Grisham
John Kasich
John McCain
John P Abizaid
John W Snow
John Walsh
John Walters
John Wayne Bobbit
Jonathan J Pollard
Jose Padilla
Joseph Biden
Joseph H Boardman
Joseph Lieberman
Joshua Bolten
Julia Roberts
Katie Curic
Kellogg Brown & Root
Kenneth Starr
Kentucky Fried Chicken
Kentucky Militia
Kevin Bacon
Killington Vermont Ski Resort
Kim Jong II
King James Bible
Kingdom Hall of the Jehovah’s Witness
Kingdom of Saudi Arabia
Knights of Malta
Kofi Annaan
Kraft Foods Inc
Kweisi Mfume
Kyoto Protocol
Larry King
Leaning Tower of Pisa
Leann Rimes
Leavenworth Federal Prison
Lee R Raymond
Lee Scott
Lester Crawford
Lil Kim
Lloyd M Bentsen
Louis Farrakhan
Louis XV
Lucy Liu
M.C. Hammer
Madeleine Albright
Magna Carta
Make A Wish Foundation
Malcom X
Mall of America
Marco Polo
Margaret Spellings
Marion “Suge” Knight
Marion Blakey
Mark Emerson
Marshall Bruce Mathers
Matt Drudge
Max Mayfield
Mayflower Moving Corp
McDougals
Meals on Wheels
Medieval Times
Mein Kampf
Merck Pharmaceuticals
Merriam Websters Dictionary 10th Edition
Metroplitan Transit Authority
Michael A Aquino
Michael Aramcost
Michael Brown
Michael Chertoff
Michael J Fox
Michael Moore
Michael O Leavitt
Michael Savage
Michael Tigar
Michealangelo
Mike Johanns
Mike Tyson
Miles O’Brien
Ming Dynasty
Mohammed Atta
Monica Lewinsky
Monogram Bank of Georgia
Montana Freeman
Moorish Science Temple of America
Motley Rice
Mozart
Mt. Rushmore
Muammar Gaddafi
Napoleon
Natioal Hockely League “NHL” Players Association
National Academy of Science’s Institute of Medicine
National Archives
National Assocaition of Realtors
National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing
National Center for Mission & Exploited Children
National Guard and Reserves
National Medal of Arts
National Oceanic Atmosphere Administration
National Public Radio
National Rifle Association
National Vanguard Books
National Wildlife Refuge
Native American Fish Society
Negro Justice League
Nelson Mandela
Nelson Rockefeller
New Jersey Port Authority
New York Stock Exchange Inc
Newsweek Magazine
Newt Gingrich
Niccolo Machiavelli
Ninja Samurai Fighters
Noelle Bush
Nordic Gods
Norman Y Mineta
Nostradamus
Notre Dame
Oliver North
Olympia J Snowe
Oprah Winfrey
Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries
Out-Back Steakhouse
Outlaws Motocycle Gang
Palestine Liberation Organization
Paris Hilton
Patricia Hearst
Paul Revere
Paul Wolfowitz
Paula Abdul
Pennsylvania Lottery Commission
Pennsylvania Turnpike
People Against Treatment of Animals
Pete Rose
Peter Jennigs’ Widow
Phi Beta Kappa
Phil Donahue
Philadephia Eagles
Philip Purcell
Pink Triangle Coalition
Pirates Cove Miniture Golf Course
Pizza Hut
Planet Hollywood
Planet of Pluto
Plymouth Rock
Porter Goss
POW-MIA
Presidental Emergency Operation Center
Proctor & Gamble
Public Broadcast System
Puerto Rican Nationalist Party
Queen of England
R James Nicholson
Rainbow/Push Coalition
Ramzi Ahmed Yousef
Rand Corporation
Randy Johnson
Rania
Rastafarian Natives
Ray Nagin
Red Guerilla Resistance
Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia
Richard B. Cheney
Richard Jewel
Richard M Daley
Richard Reid
Richard S Fuld
Richard Thornburgh
Ringling Bros and Barnum & Bailey Circus
Ripley’s Believe It Or Not
RJ Reynolds Tobacco Holdings Inc
Robert C Bonner
Robert M Gates
Robert W Kagan
Roc-A Fella Records
Rollingstone Magazine
Roman Empire
Ronald McDonald Charities
Rosie O’Donnell
Ross Perot
Royal Institute for International Affairs
Rudolph Giulani
Rush Limbaugh
Russell Crowe
Saddam Hussein
Sammy Sosa
Samuel W Bodman
Sandra Bullock
Sandy Berger
Scott McClellan
Scott Peterson
Screen Actors Guild Inc
Sean O’Keefe
Sears Tower
Shawn Carter
Shawn John Combs
Sierra Club
Simon and Schuster
Sirius Satellite Radio
Sister Souljah
Six Flags of Arlington Texas
Slobodan Milosevic
Small Business Administration
Smith N Wesson
Smithsonian Institute
Soledad O’Brien
Spencer Abraham
Sprint/Nextel
Statue of Felix Dzerzhinsky
Statue of Liberty
Stephen L Johnson
Steve Jobbs
Steven Spielberg
Sugar Ray Leonard
Suha Arafat
Sumbionese Liberation Army
Sumner Redstone
Sundance Film Festival
Surgeon General
Sylvester Stallone
Symbionese Liberation Army
Taliban
Talmud
Tammany Hall
Tara Reid
Teresa Heintz Kerry
The Apollo Theater
The Appalachian Trail
The Bolivian Mafia
The Da Vinci Code
The Eiffel Tower
The International Space Station
The New York Times
The Olsen Twins
The Pillsbury Company
The Rose Bowl
The Salvation Army
The Waffle House
The World Court Hague
Thomas J Ridge
Three Mile Island
Tobacco and Firearms
Toll Brothers
Tony Danza
Tonya Harding
Trent Lott
Trevor Smith
Tsunami victims
U.S. Capitol Police
U.S. Department of Agriculture
Uliminati
Unification Church
United Methodist Church
United Negro College Fund
United Parcel Service
United States Holocaust Museum
United States Marine Corps
United States Olympic Committee
United States Secret Service
University of Miami
Unknown Authors
Unknown Writes of Norther American Free Trade Agreement
US Department of Internal Affairs
USA Today
Usama Bin Laden
Vanna White
Various Buddhist Monks
Vatican
Venus Williams
Verne Minnie Me
Verrizon Communications
Viagara
Vienna Convention
Vietnam Veterans of America
Vincent K McMahon
Vincente Fox
Virgin Mary
Virgina Kings Dominion
Vladimir Putin
Warren Buffett
Webster Hubbell
Wendy’s
Western Uhion Financial Services
Whoopi Goldberg
Wiccan Worship
William F Buckley
William Gates
William Jefferson Clinton
William Pierce
WKRP in Cincinatti
Wolf Blitzer
World Trade Organizaton
World Wide Web
Wu Tang Clan
Wu-Wear Inc
www.2600.com
www.FRAUDEFEDERALRESERVE.com
www.GINOROMANO.com
www.MEDIACONTROL.com
www.SECUREDPARTY.com
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Yale Skull and Bones
Yao Ming
Yellow Cab Company
Zacarias Moussaoui
I wonder what he’s suing the Talmud for. And he’s suing Alcohol and Mount Rushmore. What does he think the payout will be? I think my favorite is the Nordic Gods. 