I do customer service for a bank. I just took a call from a man who said his only legal name was Yowzah. He’s well into his 40s so it has to be a name he chose for himself. IMHO, it’d be just about impossible to come up with a dorkier name.
Max Power!
How about Trout Fishing in America?
I once meyt a guy who called himself Frhlx, which was pronounced as Throatwarlber Mangrove. Well, actually, it was roughly “fur-helix”
And if he was a partner in a legal firm with his father and his son, it would be Yowzah, Yowzah, Yowzah.
I kill me
No, this guy has the worst self-inflicted name I’ve ever met. His name? Johnny Lechner.com. Yes, the .com is officially part of his name. He’s in his twelfth consecutive year of college. He’s been an undergraduate for twelve years. The weirdest, most entitled damn person I have ever met.