I don’t mind you using part of one of my posts as a sig. I just want my ego stroked! Gimme a cite damnit!
As I said before, in the words of one of my profs, “Bad proto-scientist, no cite no cookie!”
::blink::
I got called out in the Pit! Holy Shit! I’m a real doper!
Not much of a rant, though. Is that all you got??? (kicks CRorex in the nuts and tries to get him pissed off)
Posting an ego stroke thread in the Pit? Bad proto-scientist! Absolutely no cookie!
Zette
(sorry 'bout the lack of citing- I am usually very good about that.)
staggers back to his feet clutching his balls
Drives to work, synthesizes PCP and Speed, adds recombinate Monkey B virus and injects mixture into an adult male baboon.
Zette, you’re gonna be getting a rush delivery on monday.
Don’t piss off the proto scientist
Could you hook him up with a cool pair of pants and suspenders and a couple of cymbals? Thanks a bunch, man.
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=101699
Man, for all the fucked up stuff I do and say, this is all the rant I get in my first ever Pit thread? This sucks totally.
Goddamned touchy-feeley newbies anyway.
At this time, in honor of my friend Satan (who is no longer here), I’d like to cordially invite you to lick my bag. (If I had one)
That is all.
Zette
All of the rant you get?
The fact that I just sicced a drug crazed 100 lb wild animal infected with a virus that turns the human stinal column into jelly in 7 to 12 days isn’t enough for you?
And about licking your sac, I’m a virologist, don’t worry I can give you a sack.
grins
My old official motto was:
I’m gonna rip your balls off, and I don’t care that you’re a woman. I can make you grow testicles!
And frankly I need to get back to cooking, company will be here soon and I haven’t started dinner yet 