Using a warm wet washcloth would have given the same results.
That’s got to be a joke, doesn’t it?
That’s one for the “Have You Ever Eaten Poop?” thread. :eek:
His only choice was his tongue?
Gotta be a joke. Or a crazy guy.
I’m surprised no-one has noticed my choice of smiley. 
There are a few links about it.
The Huffington Post article does include a poll asking readers if they think it’s a hoax or not.
I thought you were supposed to, you know, spank your monkey.
Band name!
Just what does a constipated monkey fling?
Laxatives?
Air poop.
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil
Was it a
Number 2 pencil?