Zuni Fetish Warrior Doll v. Marcelino’s Jesus Corpus… who’d win?
Jesus wins.
One, he can’t die, and two, he’s used to having holes poked in him.
Zuni-boy stands no chance.
::wonders just how hot Hell really is::
In the short term: Zuni Doll. Although Jesus could summon legions of angels against the fetish doll, he knows he was ordained to die at the hands of the doll, to redeem the sins of dolls all over the world.
In the long term: Jesus. He sits in heaven while the Zuni Doll burns in hell, amusing itself by torturing the human damned. (If Milton is to be believed, the demons in hell are only marginally less miserable than the damned human souls.)
I suppose I’ll be in hell along with HSHP.
I don’t know that that would necessarily upset the little guy - he was totally OK with hanging out in an oven, waiting to pounce on Karen Black, after all. 
(that happened, right? It’s been a while since I’ve seen it.)
Naturally we have to take into consideration the fact that the Zuni Doll might just be too creeped out by Jesus to fight him. I think that’s an important point.