Topics That Are Sure To Be Closed Strikes Back.

My other name is a charter member.

What’s the best way to make a home made bomb?

Hi Opal!- What’s it mean? An indepth study and look.

Does this look diseased to you?

Help me out with recipes that include human flesh.

The Count As High As You Can Thread!

Post photos of your genitalia

Diagnose my medical problem!

Have you ever been arrested?
Have you ever gone to jail?
What’s the best kind of grow-light for sinsemilla?
How do I rip CDs from the library to make mp3s for bittorent?

I need medical waste disposal advice NOW!

Post our Social Security numbers and let’s see who’s got the highest!

Post if your drunkx to!

Who’s your favorite banned ex-poster?

Any prostitutes here?

“Help me think up some new racial slurs.”

“Are there any truly undetectable poisons and where can I get some?”

“Please do this homework assignment for me.”

“Every day I pray to God to kill all of the filthy degenerate (__________)s in America.”

“Time Cube is for real and I can prove it!”

“I burning your pie.”

X and X and X and X and X posters are trolls! And here’s proof!

Post your favorite hackz and warez.

Tech Freaks, how can I steal cable from my neighbor’s box?

Rate my manboobs.

These were actually posted on a messageboard where I used to be a moderator:

“Come see my GF’s new chestworks.”

“Hey look, a pic of a guy with a lightbulb up his butt.”

“Let’s trade crystal meth recipes.”

Post here to let us know you’re going to bed.

Post the most TMI TMI thing you can think of about yourself.

Cancer cured! Jimmy Hoffa’s body found! Details below.

Where do I find serial numbers for all this software I got online?

Do you want to reduce to mortgage? Here’s how!

Let’s all say things about the mods in l33t-speak.

How long does it take cement to set up and can they ever find a body under it?

Let’s make the Longest. Thread. Ever!

My neighbor’s growing pot. If I steal it, how much should I sell it for?

It’s really not a pyramid scheme; but if you just send me five dollars . . .

Let’s see who can get the largest inanimate objects up their butt!!

African royalty needs monetary shelter!!

I need to get rid of two kees of blow. NOW.

What number am I thinking of?

Why don’t women go for nice guys?

want to see what twenty thousand smileys looks like?

10,000 posts – only one hundred more to go!

Dammit that was mine from two days ago!!!

How do I make an explosive device and where is the best place to set it off?

Wow, this is so taboo no one’s even said it yet.

“Cecil’s a Fucking Crackpot”

I was going to do one about tingly feeling in the left arm but apparently no heart attack symptoms online mention anything about the left arm. Have I been whooshed all these years?

Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up. Diagnose my problem!!!