That one broke me, I laughed and snorted at the same time. 
So, whatcha up to tonight then?
1. Why are so many people into having sex using their mouth and rear which spreads lots of germs IMO
That’s hot…
Excuse me, I may have to go wake someone up now. 
The first screen of the weirdest variant of Zork ever.
Really? Did you get paid? Because if we are all dirty, dirty whores, I think I have been stiffed.
(or maybe I am just the wrong kind of “[COLOR=“Brown”]dirty”)[/COLOR]
** DIRTY WHORE SEASON **
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LMAO!!
No memo butt it’s the “thing” now sexually.
But in Pennsylvania they have Intercourse.
Penis ensues.
…otherwise babby is formed!!!
Dude, that is way instain.
Yeah, they do have bird-in-hand, but they also have blue ball and virginville. But hey, right across the gap you can find paradise and mount joy. You’re just never sure what you’re going to get in Pennsylvania.
"
Bumpy roads,
Take me home,
To the place,
I belong,
Pennsylvania,
Land of potholes,
Take me home.
"
Well dont be having sexual relations with someone if you think their shady for one. And oral sex is fantastic when done right. And butt…haha. Try it.
I’m going to go out on a limb here and guess the OP is not a swallower.
For a start, don’t be porking your kids.
- Mouth and butt secks
Who doesn’t love a blow job?
Anal is great, too.
I Have No Mouth and I Must Rim
Harlan Analson
WABBIT Season!
I wasn’t aware it was the in thing, I always feel behind.
So you’re saying you had to ask if it was in yet?
Just do it with the dog. Their mouths are cleaner than ours are we are told.