duck season
1. Why are so many people into having sex using their mouth and rear which spreads lots of germs IMO
“F-ck her now! F-ck her now!”
“You be quiet! He doesn’t have to f-ck you now…!”
Yes, yes we do.
Like I said before, you can thank the Pope for it.
One in the hand is worth two in the bush…
I think he’s talking about Detroit.
In his defense, I recall watching an amateur porn video where I saw a worm wriggling around a chicks peri-anal area, then crawl back in.
These worms lay eggs in the peri-anal area in the expectation that the host will itch during their sleep, scratch the itch and then while still sleeping put their fingers in their mouth, allowing the worms to reproduce through the digestive system, a sort of symbiotic reproduction relationship with the host, the worm has. You can all use you imaginations as to how these eggs can be spread to another person, and I don’t mean you sucking on her fingers…
:dubious:
expect a bill for that
Does your mother kiss you with that mouth?
/me Shudders; VIOLENTLY.
The caps are making me twitch. Next Door? What’s next door? 
This is the strangest thread I’ve ever read!
It could be summarized like this: To rim or not to rim:that is the question.
Is sex, and human biology in general, different in important ways depending upon on whether it is in a rural or urban area? Is sex in a tiny village safer than in a big village, and in a small town safer than in a city?
Well, fair enough, but do you always choose girlfriends with the same name? Always Virginia, but never Emily or Sarah or Jane or Elizabeth?
“Yes, Virginia, there is a sanitary clause.”
Dental dams, mate.
I saw some allegedly professional porn in which the female model had …something extra… on display. Ran the picture by Dr.-Almost-Bunny and he verified that it was an anal wart. Sexy! :eek:
You’d think someone would’ve noticed that before releasing the pix.
But if you do want to use your mouth to please her(or let someone please you if you happen to have a pussy)
please read this link
a very fun sex positive guide on how to eat pussy,
Trust me, she wil thank you for it! or if you show it to your partner you wil love it.
(pro tip, use your nose as well!)
Snorting crack? :eek:
No, I imagine having something in your butt would be rather obvious. There may be other questions like ‘what is that in my butt,’ ‘how’d that thing in my butt get there,’ or ‘why did they have to put me in a cell with bubba,’ but it seems like there would be little ambiguity as to whether or not something is, in fact, in your butt.
that really depends on what direction your facing.
Dammit. I can’t compete.
Judges?
Yes. We also would’ve accepted Rear and Mouthing in Las Vegas by Grunter Ass Tongues-'em.
Is the OP going to follow up this thread with a “2.”?
Maybe we can subscribe to his newsletter.
If your tongue is in the right place, your nose would miss the boat entirely[sup]1[/sup], facing forward.
[sup]1[/sup]Pun intended.