1. Why are so many people into having sex using their mouth and rear which spreads lots of germs IMO

Anyone who says a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush isn’t putting his bird in the right bush.

if its the size of a boat - I’m pretty sure even I could find it.

(yeah, I’m a little dinghy).

So that’s the problem. I always wondered why it came out with feathers stuck to it.

I’ll do you one better! Porn from Victorian Britain (which I have in my academic library, for academic, totally real intellectual research purposes that aren’t made up) revels in oral, anal, ass -to-mouth, you name it.

I love the Dope so much. This thread was a thing of beauty. That beauty that can only be wrought by teasing a poster so weirdly incoherent (slipping into syphilis-induced senility perhaps?), by using indecent puns and x rated Looney Tunes references.

That is really reaching (around?), it is as bad as Doin’ Messy, Yeah – Frank Hurtbutt.

Wouldn’t that depend on your genetic heritage?

And more importantly, does he slip her a little tongue?