I can wish people into the cornfield.
Cut the letter Y into the person, starting from the front of each shoulder, down to the bottom of the breast bone, and then down past the pubic bone. Extra points for saying meep meep as you go past the belly button. Beginners use a scalpel, but tough guts use their teeth.
So how long before he’s banned? Should we start taking bets? And would it be for trolling, and/or making threats? 
I’d pay to watch bri1600bv spanking his his sister in a burning corn field, whether she was liberal or conservative.
[Hans Conried]Strrong like bull. Schmarrt, like strreetcar.[/Hans Conried]
Probably because you just radiate that macho man vibe.
That’s quite irrational. Attacking someone physically because they were rude to you.
Please. Internet tough guy losers like bri don’t get laid. Not even by their sister.
Well, if she were conservative, it would be quite a bit hotter. Just my opinion.
Females aren’t people?
Every man wants to be a macho macho man
to have the kind of body, always in demand
Jogging in the mornings, go man go
works out in the health spa, muscles glow
You can best believe that, he’s a macho man
ready to get down with, anyone he can
Folks, whatever you do, don’t mention the “Ask the guys who did bri1600bv’s sister” thread currently running in MPSIMS, 'kay?
It’s only a $20 cover.
That’s a gut example of the difference between searching on the SDMB and using Google to search the SDMB. If you use Google, the return for the search of Ask the guys who did bri1600bv’s sister is Fat patient in the blood lab center - Straight Dope Message Board.
I hope his sister isn’t one of those smelly fat ones, you know, the ones he does not like.
Ok. Look. I gave you the benefit of the doubt on the PM issue, and I told you not to make threats. These posts would be edgy bu themselves, but combined with the PM, they get you at least a warning. There may be more. I’ll need to discuss it with the other moderators.
Gfactor
Pit Moderator
Thank you.
You and I, weren’t not so different, you and I. Me, I crush people’s heads in with my fingers. From a distance. Crush crush I crush them they are flatheads. Like putty in my hands!
Let me get this straight. You would risk going to prison, and depriving your loved ones of meaningful contact with you for perhaps the rest of your natural life, simply because someone made a snide comment about your sister? Have you ever heard of cutting off your nose to spite your face?
Heard of it? He’s done it.
His nose gave him some shit one day, and he was in a bad mood. Sliced it right off.
That almost sounds like a Chuck Norris fact:D
Chuck Norris would just stare at his nose, and it would cut itself off.