Shouldn’t it be “liberal commie gut bags?”
Aaaagh! Rascals earworm!!
I was feeling
So bad
We are not surprised.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
It is what a polite person says to another, when that other person sneezes so hard that his or her guts pop out. A evisceral gesundheit.
Welcome to the SDMB. No, you don’t have to say anyting rude, but if you were to, a good start would be to call someone a gutless möse.
The person I wanted to gut deserved it.
First I mentioned that the Ft. Hood shooter had been trying to contact al-Queda according to intelligence services. That’s all I said. I said to look it up as it was mentioned on several sites, not just “conservative” ones.
the person I wanted to gut said that “I think you smell fishy from sleeping with your sister…as does everyone else in town.”
A very intelligent resonse, befitting of the liberal idiocy on SDMB.
And yes, if I met such a person in real life and they said that to me, I’d probably kill them. A quick strike to the throat and then a choke hold. I’m a relatively strong person and know how to throw a punch, wrestle, and apply choke holds.
I hate internet blow hards with a passion. People who think intelligent responses are to mock someone’s family member? Only a liberal would think that is appropriate.
Have I ever gutted someone? Well in college I was in a fraternity…we had parties and only people from my school were allowed in (females from any school), anyway one guy didn’t like it and actually STABBED my friend working the door with a small knife in the bicep. When I and several others figured out what happened we gave chase, tackled him and I proceeded to kick this dudes face in. I probably kicked him 10 times. The police came and because he started the fight by knifing my friend, HE was arrested. We weren’t. I have a very bad temper, not that I’m proud of it.
And so the gutless fat head speaks.
Violence does not become you.
Out of curiosity, how is it that you know that your sister does not smell like a fish? That’s some wierd kinky stuff you are getting into with her.
Statement 1:
Statement 2:
You’re funny.
Flex more, tough guy.
Fucking internet commando.
Stupid twat.
Bet you’re gut at the fish dance too.
Dead serious, brah. Every city that I visit, I have to register with the police 'cause my hands are considered deadly weapons. One time me and my frat bros were playing Soggy Biscuit and this pencil-neck fucker comes to the door saying some shit about he had some of our mail that was delivered to his house by mistake—yeah, right. WRONG ANSWER, motherfucker. We gave him the mother of all beatdowns til his Islets of Langerhans were hanging out his balloon knot. Then we high-fived and drank another case of Natty Light and then I drove home and fucked the shit out of my hosebeast slut of a sister.
Very bold to make tasteless comments on an internet site. Somehow I doubt you too would make say anything in real life. Nice life being a mouse.
Fuck you. You wouldn’t say a word to anyone in real life and you know it. You’re a worm.
I was asked a question, I answered it.
I didn’t start the incident in question.
Oh me oh my, now you’re trying to bait me into a macho contest.
Well here goes. I flick my thumb in your general direction.
Actually, you seem rather inordinately proud of it.
And don’t even think about starting in on me, if you know what’s good for you. I can set you on fire with my brain, from any distance. Those cases of ‘spontaneous human combustion’ in the SD column on the front page? Me. Well, all the ones after '57, at least. That’ll teach 'em to cut in line at the deli.
Pretty good, except like a typical liberal you make the person who started the fight by stabbing someone, which is a felony, sound like the victim. And he wasn’t a pencil necked fucker, he was a decent sized guy with a knife.
That’s what a lot of kids say. “But Mommy, I didn’t start it. My smelly sister did. Whaaaaah!”
Yeah, so anyways. :rolleyes:
Back to the serious discussion with the adults: What is the proper technique for gutting a person? Is it similar to gutting a fish? Can you tell me how to do that also, because I never have. Does it require any kind of special knife or other such tools?
No I’m not. I’m a very mild mannered person. In real life people are not rude and obnoxious to me, imagine that.
But yes, if some smug self righteous liberal prick started in on me like that in real life, I’d attack, and yes, I know how to fight.
Out of curiosity if a self righteous conservative prick started in on you in real life would you gut him too, or does he only get a spanking?