2007's "too mundane and pointless" collection! (Another wrapup thread)

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Okay, I will plead guilty to the fact I love threads deemed “too pointless”. Although it is my 2008 resolution to try and remain better behaved, there is no denying that these little gems are a guilty pleasure of mine.

2007 had a good collection of these which I have started this thread to share. If my “favorite moments” of 2007 thread was a nice pleasant 2007 year end review, this of this as “America’s Funniest Home Video, Year End Review”.

No duplicate threads, or acting like a jerk, just MPSIMS threads that are *too * MPSIMS. Kind of like the best of the worse, but someone already stole that title.

I hope you enjoy.

:slight_smile:

** Disclaimer disclaimer! I am not encouraging any of you to go out and start more threads in this vein, these delicate beasts occur in the wild enough too keep me amused. Also, to prevent zombie threads the only ones I linked are locked. **

Chain of thought party fun time

Autolycus

Please join me in a bit of harmless mischief.

Winston Smith

Yabba-dabba-doo!

Winston Smith

Algeria

SBSO

I woke up with an erection today…

bbs2k

derka doo

brewha

The mark of the post of the beast, not Markie Post

Kuboydal

PUNY HUMANS! I AM AN UNKILLABLE THREAD! BWA HA HA HA! Rule on troll-calling changed!

bewha

Thar’s a car

Inigo Montoya

The Worst Thread Ever.

**4JawChuck **

crinz83 owes me a buck

Darryl Lict

How many fingers am I holding up?

Autolycus

1066

GomiBoy

I’m Waitin’ for the official Nixon Dollar! Woo Hoo!

Leviosaurus

I’m getting close to post #1000

Plan B

I’d like a sandwich with several travesties, please…

Pixiesnix

My penis is the largest object in the solar system.

Winston Smith

hwlp i’m sruxk

bbs2k

Ask the guy who lives around the corner and just likes to say things…

guizot

¡uʍop ǝpısdn ɯ,ı ¡d1ǝɥ
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=430017
Mangetout

If you rub the lamp…
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=417094
Inigo Montoya

Anal queaf
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=420583
pizzabrat

Ack the Martian
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=441647
Liberal

Come here, I wanna tell you something!
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=434011
Inigo Montoya

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That’s a good list. Any threads more mundane and pointless than those have long since disappeared from my awareness. Sad to see Inigo Montoya’s name so prominent. He’ll be missed among the connoisseurs of the truly M&P!

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Hmm. Bostonians are way over represented in that list.

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In this thread, too. Hubba-hubba.

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Who is this skipmagic and why does he hate all the good threads?

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Something in the dirty water?

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This truly is the best anthology of the worst that we can do for mundane and pointless. I aspire to make the list next year.

SSG Schwartz

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I can’t tell if you want to do the work of digging through a years worth of mindless threads to write the anthology, or you want to unintentionally write a “so bad it’s good” thread which will be immediately locked down.

I did both.

I will aspire to not make the list in 2008. In fact, I hope to only write the most fantastical and funny threads for this forum in 2008, which will sprout like a monstrous plant, generating more relevant discussion than any other thread that has come before it!

But yah, knowing me I’ll probably make it again too.