We should call this collection of nicknames FAQ Bauer.
Audrey = Frack Bauer for obvious reasonss, or, given her toothy grin, maybe Plaque Bauer. 
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Doesn’t quite rhyme.
Yeah, you get a -Bauer nickname for being a supreme badass like Jack. Black Bauer and Hack Bauer are both awesome, so they deserve it. But just because you can come up with a semi-apropos rhyme for “Jack” doesn’t mean the person deserves the appellation. Besides, were Lynn’s sister and boyfriend actually smoking crack?
However, I do think “FAQ Bauer” should be used somewhere. Maybe for our list of thread rules?
Sounds good to me.
And yeah, Curtis and Chloe (and Aaron!) are the only ones that truly deserve to inherit the Bauer name.
Another vote for bad-assiness as the only path to Baurhood. On the side of the angels: Curtis, Chloe, & Aaron.
But do we have a nickname for Mandy yet? She definitely qualifies, bad ass-wise. Since she’s evil, maybe she’s the Anti Baur?
(And you just know the final season - the last day - is going to be Jack vs. Mandy, right?)
I’m a bit bummed that “Black Bauer” is already taken… I think that would have fit her nicely, in the darkness/evil kind of way.
“Rack Baur” also fits nicely (oh, *so * nicely!) and is also taken. **Darth Baur ** doesn’t rhyme, but it does have a ring to it, don’t you think?
May I beg for a copy of someone’s tape? I seem to have DVR’d A&E instead of KDVR. 
Does anyone else see NCAA coverage and wonder, “How the hell is George Mason playing basketball? He blew up in a nuclear explosion!”