What’s a CCG?
I’m guessing Collectible Card Game
Collector Card Game. I just saw this for sale someplace very recently, but can’t remember where…
So Edgar will be worth more than Morris, 'cause he’s dead?
Let’s see…
Jack Bauer has gone ‘rogue’ several times, defied orders of presidents, started a riot in a prison which got many people killed, and this time he risked a war between the U.S. and Russia to save his girlfriend, against the explicit orders of the President. The end result of his little caper so far has caused the Chinese to attack CTU and kill a number of people.
Brother Bauer helped assassinate a U.S. president, and has helped numerous terrorists.
Daddy Bauer is trying to give the Chinese a circuit board which will result in war between the U.S. and Russia, in addition to murdering his own son and helping to assassinate a U.S. president. Oh, and he and the son helped terrorists get nuclear weapons.
Is this like the worst family EVER? I’d think by now the President would have ordered the entire Bauer family wiped out, including distant relatives so their genetic branch can be completely pruned. They’re all completely nuts.
I’m also very confused by the Russian/American relations at this point. Let’s see… Russian general sneaks nukes into the U.S., but hey that’s okay. These things happen. The U.S. isn’t even miffed at Russia. Then the U.S. loses a circuit board from one of the Russian nukes, and suddenly Russia is willing to go to war over it? Does that make any sense?
For that matter, tell me how this chain of thought is supposed to work - “The Americans lost a circuit board which will make our defenses vulnerable to the Chinese. This hurts our security. Therefore, in the name of protecting our security we will wantonly attack the most powerful nation on Earth, triggering a war that could wipe us out completely.”
The writers of this show aren’t exactly rocket scientists, are they?
You want an explanation, Sam? Well, it’s complicated…
…and [intense whisper] there isn’t much time!!
Hehe.
Jack Bauer
Will do exactly what you want him to twice as fast as other cards, unless any of the following cards are already in play, whereupon he will do whatever he feels like: Audrey Raines, Graham Bauer, Josh Bauer, Terri Bauer, Kim Bauer, Tony Almeida, Michelle Dessler, Sherry Palmer, David Palmer, Wayne Palmer, Chloe O’Brien, Important USB Drive, Russian Magic Circuit Card, Christopher Hendersen, etc. (see attached 500 page manual for additional exceptions).
Damage, speed, and health figures are exactly 2x the sum of all other enemy cards in play, unless the game is within two hours of being over.
Kim Bauer
Card is constructed of kerosene treated magnesium and sulfur, and will burst into flames and blinding light if tapped.
Play this card as Rock, Paper, Scissors with Abusive Father from Day 2 and Cougar Trap. Kim beats Abusive Father, Cougar Trap beats Kim, Abusive Father beats Cougar Trap.