I wouldn’t believe he lasted 10 seconds let alone over two minutes.
Yeah, my first thought was “Brock Turner.”
Same.
“Hey, I only committed a crime for the half-second it took me to shoot someone!”
More subpoenas:
By that standard, shooting someone is barely a crime at all - bullets move very fast, so really, you’re only being a criminal for a fraction of a second.
So, what is going to happen when all these people refuse to comply with the subpoenas?
Nothing
They may be faced with a wagging finger.
Surely, the Democrats will not get that brazenly out of control! What of the norms?
Meanwhile, in Federal court:
Who knew that unitary executive meant a Democratic president would get executive privileges?
Who knew that when you stop being an executive, you lose your executive priviledges?
Things that make you go “hmmm”:
“a draft Executive Order on the topic of election integrity,”
So could be anything from some vague guidance to states to ensure election integrity to a declaration of Trump being King Emperor in perpetuity.
I read your post in a hurry and thought you were predicting that Trump wanted to become an Emperor penguin. 
We really need an LOL button.
Well, now I’m picturing Trump in a tuxedo and really…he’s like halfway there.
Wait wait wait! Apparently, this is a whole thing that I wasn’t aware of.
People are replacing pictures of Donald Trump with Penguins.
Enjoy your stay in the Bighouse, asshole!
“A New Jersey gym owner who punched a police officer during the Jan. 6 attack on the U.S. Capitol was sentenced Wednesday to more than three years in prison, a likely benchmark for dozens of other rioters who engaged in violence that day.
Scott Fairlamb, 44, was the first person to be sentenced for assaulting a law enforcement officer during the Capitol riot. His 41-month prison term is the longest among 32 riot-related sentences handed down so far.”
PENGUINS WILL NOT REPLACE US!