I think he’d rather have a plastic sheep or maybe one of those cows that are all over eBay.
Okay, Pundit Lisa - this is twice now that you have posted something that made me laugh out loud. Just yesterday if was something else…oh! about the fishermen and the head and how if the head is too small, they have to throw it back. You crack me up.
Tibs.
Poor cows.
Ever seen the size of a bull’s …thingy? I bet they didn’t even notice :D.
If he got one of those cows in trouble, by God, he had better do the honorable thing and marry her!
You hateful people are taking this sad, lonely person’s misfortune and just milking it, MILKING IT DRY!!
As one who was raised on a farm (I refuse to say reared) I find the story very mooving.
I wonder if he had to fantasize while he did the deed? Or maybe it was the cows alone that made him horney.
I slay me!
Hey…weren’t Opie and Anthony broadcasting this live on their radio show> 
Thanks for the accolades, Tibs. We’re a sick crowd around here.
Ain’t it great??
“Lookin’ for love, in all the wrong places…”
I’m hearing the Eddie Murphy version: “Wookin’ for wuv…”
Beef. It’s what’s for sinner.
We had a similar case in Tennessee, except that it was horses and not cows. They had to charge the guy with “animal cruelty” since bestiality isn’t illegal in Tennessee! (Welcome to the 13th Century!)
If the guy was harming the animals, I would care. I don’t like animals being harmed. I would go a long way to prevent people from harming animals.
But this old fart was humping cows. Unless he was massively obese, or enormously endowed, or otherwise able to harm a cow simply by humping it, he wasn’t doing the bovines any harm. Hell, I’d lay odds they didn’t notice. Cows aren’t very observant creatures. It would take more than a weird old man to attract their attention.
So I say: Let him have at it, but next time with the permission of the owner of the beasts. Or let him buy his own.
Maybe I’m biased because the image of an old fart wearing a T-shirt, sneakers, and sunglasses, going from cow to cow, just makes me laugh really, really hard. 
What Indians were in TN in the 13th century? Surely no cows.
At least he wasn’t boinking bingo players.